After the Scandal-Hit Star Fell in Love With Farming

The hugely popular Shen Zhiyan was unexpectedly hospitalized. When he woke up, a farming System had bound itself to his brain. He was going to refuse, but the System said: “Earn 100 points to unlock a feature that prevents dark circles, even if you stay up all night!” “Earn 1,000 points to buy a product from the shop that lets you stay up all night and do whatever you want without losing your hair!” “Earn 5,000 points to unlock the ‘Internal Organ Care’ channel and put your stomachaches behind you for good!” Shen Zhiyan: “...” It wasn’t that he lacked resistance. They were just offering way too much! People soon noticed that the notoriously domineering, arrogant superstar had started doing some utterly baffling things: On a reality show: While everyone else was trying to survive, he was farming. On the set of a period drama: He took the lead in getting everyone to farm. At an international banquet one year: He tempted contestants from other countries with delicious food. A famous foreign singer once declared, “Shen Zhiyan is my lifelong enemy. I’ll never work with him!” Later: “If you’ll make me soy-sauce chicken, Dongpo pork, mapo tofu, West Lake vinegar fish... then I’m sure we can work something out.” A famous director once said, “I would never cast an amateur who doesn’t know how to act.” Later, everyone spotted a famous singer who “didn’t know how to act” on the set. Director: “Fine, you can be here... and while you’re at it, hand over the movie’s theme song.” Then one day, a netizen came across an article about a new variety of sweet potato and noticed the words “Technical Advisor: Shen Zhiyan” printed in the bottom corner. Netizen: “...” Wait, is this Shen Zhiyan the same Shen Zhiyan I know? Reply: I don’t know which Shen Zhiyan you know, but the Shen Zhiyan I know is currently appearing on CCTV-17. I recommend all Shen Zhiyan fans tune in and learn from him. Note: CCTV-17 is the Agriculture and Rural Affairs Channel. Today’s question from a netizen with a silly sense of humor: Has the celebrity Shen finally turned over a new leaf and started keeping a low profile? Answer: No. He’s even more high-profile and brazen than before. The male lead’s true passion is singing; farming is his hobby. The male lead is cocky from beginning to end. There’s no period where he falls from grace and has to claw his way back. Upcoming danmei novel: Is the Sickly Bottom a Masochist? Shen Ning transmigrates into a novel about a kept lover and a substitute, becoming a poor bottom who gets put through 90 percent of the story’s abuse. Then he realizes that, as if transmigrating weren’t enough, he’s also brought along an illness. The young man’s gaze instantly turns cold. Abuse me or don’t, I’m going to die soon anyway. After signing a sugar-baby contract, Xie Yin discovers that the person he’s supporting isn’t a canary, but a sickly little ancestor, the ultimate version. The top’s awful mother: “Xie Yin likes you, so you should know your place...” Shen Ning: “Cough, cough, cough. Please, go on.” His mother: “Forget it. I don’t want to become a murderer.” The top’s awful friends: “You’re just the substitute for his true love... An angel will take my place and love you.” Shen Ning: “? Why are you suddenly getting poetic?” The true love: “You know, Xie Yin loves the pieces I play most of all.” Shen Ning, expressionless: “I don’t know about that. But if you don’t give my phone back, the street outside is about to be full of blaring police sirens and flashing ambulance lights.” Shen Ning has just gotten his phone back when the person on the other end says, “Why aren’t you answering my messages?” Shen Ning: “Your true love snatched my phone.” To his surprise, the other person gets even angrier. “He snatched it, so you just handed it over? Fight back! You’ve got the guts to mooch off me, so use them!” Shen Ning is bewildered. “When did I mooch off you? You’re the one who keeps throwing yourself at me!” A fragile, fearless, sickly bottom × a domineering CEO who becomes a devoted boyfriend Theme: As long as there’s sunshine in your heart, every day will be warm.