The Internet's Voice of Reason on a Dating Show

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Please check out The Consequences of Letting Loose on a Parenting Variety Show in my author profile.

Blurb:

Fang Yun, a law student, transmigrates overnight into a current pop idol with a tiny waist, long comic-book legs, and movie-star looks.

But before Fang Yun can even celebrate, she's stunned by a screenful of trending hate topics. The original Fang Yun was beautiful, sweet-voiced, and stunningly curvy, but she was also spectacularly clueless and had the emotional intelligence of a rock.

After just three days on the dating reality show Springtime Tales, she managed to get herself flamed online thanks to her "talent." The show's comment feed was filled with viewers spamming, "Fang Yun, get out of showbiz!"

Fang Yun: "Okay, fine~"

When Springtime Tales began livestreaming, the haters lurking in the chat fell silent one after another.

When the first female guest, whose persona was that of a pure and innocent girl-next-door, cut her finger while chopping fruit and started biting her lip and whimpering for the cameras,

Fang Yun, sitting nearby with a face mask on, said nonchalantly, "I'll call an ambulance for you. Go touch up your makeup first."

The second female guest, also an idol, made a sarcastic remark about Fang Yun having no notable work to her name.

Fang Yun nodded emphatically in agreement. "Unlike you, whose career has gone nowhere after all these years since your debut."

The first male guest, an actor who acted like a warm-hearted gentleman but was a womanizer behind the scenes, tried to get physical with Fang Yun.

Fang Yun: "Sorry, seeing a sleazy groper makes me want to puke."

Viewers: ??? Has Fang Yun been possessed?

As the show went on, Fang Yun kept dishing out her sharp-tongued commentary.

The viewers gradually got hooked:

[Is Fang Yun mentally unstable? Just like me, hahaha.]

[A variety show where Fang Yun says everything I want to say? Give it back to me! (Crawls around in the dark)]

[I'm done. Fang Yun is so annoying! I can't stop watching!]

Fang Yun completely let loose, and when the dating show started trending thanks to her, her hashtag left all the other guests in the dust.

Her haters admitted they'd been blind: Who called her a pretty face with nothing else? Come out and take your beating!

From having the emotional intelligence of a rock to becoming a sharp-tongued sweetheart, viewers went everywhere recommending her: Come see our internet mouthpiece!

Advance reservation, The Parenting Show That Made Me Famous by Letting Loose, blurb:

Jiang Shuran had just graduated and was agonizing over finding a job when she woke up transmigrated into the body of an obscure actress who shared her name.

She was married with a daughter, and a System had bound itself to her, forcing her to take her child on a variety show.

The scheming System spoke:

"Jiang Shuran, your acting skill is zero. During the show, you need to earn the little girl's affection points to exchange for acting skill."

Jiang Shuran looked at the little white, soft bundle beside her. She blinked and gave the child a supposedly "kind" smile. Paopao was so scared she fled on the spot.

System: "Affection points -3."

Jiang Shuran... was done for.

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Jiang Shuran gritted her teeth and brought Paopao to the parenting show. At first, she worked hard and racked her brains, but after hearing the System coldly announce "Affection points -1," "Affection points -4," and "Affection points -3" over and over, she began to question her whole life.

The System helpfully suggested: "Given the current situation, you could read books such as The Childcare Encyclopedia and Child Psychology."

Jiang Shuran threw in the towel: "If I can't be a good mother, I can only be myself!"

On the parenting show, the other moms took their kids golfing and playing soccer, or had them learn elegant, high-class ballet and violin.

Jiang Shuran took her child up the mountain to catch butterflies and climb trees for wild fruit, then played video games, ate chips, and watched cartoons.

Wearing a knitted hat, Paopao looked up at Chuchu in the tree. Her round little face was full of worry as she called out in her childish voice, "Mom, be careful!"

When Jiang Shuran fell asleep on the sofa, Paopao toddled over on her short, chubby legs and carefully brought her beloved little blanket.

The System hadn't even had time to give another earnest lecture before it blurted out, "Affection points +5," "Affection points +1," "Affection points +3"...

Even the viewers watching at home gradually got swept up in the mother-daughter duo's unconventional style.

The livestream room, which had been struggling for viewers, suddenly saw its audience soar!

"Jiang Shuran, give me back my daughter!" "Never expected this reverse parenting approach." "Aren't people always saying we should have kids? I'll take this one!"

Even a famous childcare expert said, "Jiang Shuran has built a remarkably close relationship with her child."

Several reporters interviewed her and even asked her to explain her parenting philosophy. Jiang Shuran said weakly, "What if I told you it was all because I let loose? Would you believe me?"

Theme: Stay true to your original aspirations, and you'll reach your destination.