Avoid the Asylum Ahead

What's it like studying at the Alliance Star Police Academy, nicknamed the "Asylum"? Yin Bing (anonymous): Thanks for asking. I'm at the Asylum. They won't let us use air conditioning in summer or wear padded coats in winter, and we can only drink ice water all year round! Most importantly, there isn't a single normal person here! Especially the student council. Every single one of them is a total lunatic! Helpful Netizen 1: The Star Police Academy students have such strong Sixth Senses that it's only natural their mental states are unstable. Helpful Netizen 2: You dare badmouth our academy? Do you think you can just ignore the Information Department? Reported. You're welcome. Helpful Netizen 3: Classmate, the student council president wants you to go to the student affairs office. Yin Bing (anonymous): ??? * People's Police officer Yin Bing died heroically during a special mission. When she woke up, she found herself in a future interstellar world. Having died young in her previous life, Yin Bing vowed to take good care of her health this time and live to ninety-nine. She never expected that her high Sixth Sense rating would get her forcibly recruited into the Star Police Academy just after coming of age. The good news was that all her basic needs would be taken care of for the rest of her life, and she could retire at just twenty-seven, becoming a wealthy woman with plenty of free time. The bad news was that she might not live to twenty-seven. * Determined never to bow to fate, Yin Bing smuggled a padded coat into the academy and even made herself a kettle that could heat water. But her good fortune didn't last long. The student council president, Xi Feng, kicked all her things into one pile, and Yin Bing was made to write a several-thousand-word self-criticism. Not long afterward, Yin Bing couldn't stand watching a student council officer bully a freshman, so she splashed a bowl of tomato soup in his face in the cafeteria. Unfortunately, Xi Feng happened to walk in for lunch and caught her in the act. He punished her by making her clean the swimming pool for a week. Yin Bing: "..." Xi Feng, huh? I'll remember you. One day, while she was cleaning, Xi Feng's class came in for swimming lessons. Annoyed at the sight of him, Yin Bing said sarcastically, "Well, well, what mighty wind blew our esteemed president this way?" Yin Bing stared intently at Xi Feng, who had changed into his swimwear and was about to get in the pool. Two streams of blood slowly trickled from her nose. Everyone: "..." Yin Bing: "...If I say I've got a cold and too much internal heat, will you believe me?" The next day, the hottest topics on the academy forum were: #Freshman openly provokes student council president: moral decay or a distortion of human nature?# #Academy's conduct urgently needs reform# And so Yin Bing and Xi Feng officially became enemies. Theme: Ten years drinking ice water cannot cool a heart burning with passion