[World Three in progress, due to end in mid-October]
[Preorder for a similar story next door: "The Goofy Top Refuses to Be a Lovesick Fool." Blurb below. Take a look if you're interested.]
Qi Yan was a proud people's police officer, but he died unexpectedly while chasing a thief.
To be reborn, he accepted the mission to save villains assigned to him by System 223.
Most of the villains in these little worlds are obsessive and unable to win the love they desire, or they suffer betrayal and an unjust fate, gradually going astray and meeting tragic ends.
And so...
System 223: Hello, dear Host. I am the System assigned to serve you this time. My employee number is 223. During your mission, I can provide you with...
Qi Yan: I'm in a hurry. Get to the point.
System 223: Simply put, you need to save the villains in each world, persuade them not to turn to crime, and change their tragic fates.
Already showing signs of professional reflexes, Qi Yan said: What a coincidence. This is right up my alley. There's no one at my station I can't talk around.
But can someone tell him why every villain in every world turns evil because of him?
World One:
He is a movie star who rose to fame after his villainous patron gave him every resource imaginable. Now the villain has discovered his luggage and plane tickets, which show that he's about to run away.
The villainous patron mutters to himself: It's time to clean out the basement.
Desperate to keep the freedom he's about to lose, Qi Yan immediately appears in front of everyone, grabs his luggage, and takes the big shot by the hand. "Right now. Pack up. You're coming abroad with me on vacation."
The subordinates on both sides tremble: That might not be such a bad idea.
World Two:
He is a selfish young master forced to marry the villainous CEO for the sake of his family. Now the villain has discovered the divorce papers he wrote.
The villainous CEO gazes at the sky. "The weather's turning cold. The Qi family should go bankrupt."
Thinking of the business empire he'll inherit one day, Qi Yan swiftly snatches the papers from the other man's hand and tears them to shreds. "I love you so much. There's no way I'm divorcing you."
Both families' parents stare in horror. "S-Striking first?"
World Three:
He is a useless prince who was supposedly sent to marry into another family, but in reality was sent as a hostage. Now the villain has discovered that he stole intelligence and sent it back home.
The villainous general has his army at the gates. "Are you coming back with me or not?"
Thinking of the mess he's made, Qi Yan pilots a one-of-a-kind mecha and flies over a million soldiers. "My dearest Crown Princess, not only will I go with you, I'd give you my life."
The soldiers of both empires lean back in unison. "Are we still fighting this war?"
A top who has a strange thought process and only wants to steer people back onto the right path vs. an obsessive, lovesick bottom who gradually turns evil
1. Movie star who was kept vs. villainous patron
2. Young master in a political marriage vs. villainous CEO
3. Alpha prince sent as a hostage vs. villainous Omega general
Content warnings:
1. Quick Transmigration, top POV, 1v1. The top isn't weak, and there is no bad ending.
2. The author has made up a mountain of details, and there are plenty of plot holes. Don't nitpick the logic. If it isn't for you, run!
3. The top and bottom are the same people in every world, not split into different versions.
Preorder: "[Quick Transmigration] The Goofy Top Refuses to Be a Lovesick Fool"
Among countless stories, there are always people who enjoy lovesick characters. So, to gather the audience's affection points, the transmigration-into-a-book division of the Transmigration Bureau has begun randomly snatching people whose lives are about to end and making them NPCs. It uses their desire to survive as payment for their work.
Qi Mu is a CEO. He works overtime every day to make money, then spends what little energy he has left chasing someone who doesn't love him.
Sadly, he not only failed to win his lover, but also died suddenly in his own office.
So when Qi Mu began to regret everything and desperately wished to stay alive, the Transmigration Bureau set its sights on him.
System 222: Welcome, dear Host. Bind with the transmigration-into-a-book System, and you'll be revived if you play a lovesick fool in each world and earn enough affection from the audience!
After hearing the conditions, Qi Mu said: Play a lovesick fool? Do I look like some kind of masochist to you?
System 222: Then you can rest in peace, Host.
Qi Mu: Wait. Hand over the script.
Story One
System: You are a top movie star with hundreds of millions of fans, but you've fallen in love with a former boy-band vocalist. You get him opportunities, protect him from scandals, and sue his fans for him.
But although he pretends to love you, he's actually making out with his boss.
And even after you find out, you still love him.
Qi Mu: You want me to play a lovesick fool?
So he kicks the little vocalist who was stringing him along to the curb, then turns around and gets into bed with the vocalist's former bandmate, who has had a crush on him for years. At the height of his career, he publicly announces their relationship and spoils the other man to the skies.
System 223: "?"
Qi Mu: Just tell me, am I a lovesick fool or not?
Story Two
System: You are a handsome, rich second-generation student. You've fallen in love with a former classmate who got into a top university, while you only barely got into a branch campus of the same university after repeating a year. Before that, you paid for his education, bought all kinds of designer brands so he wouldn't feel embarrassed, and even planned to cut ties with your family so he wouldn't suffer.
But he kept stringing you along for three years, then slept with an upperclassman not long after starting university.
And you still want to keep loving him.
Qi Mu gritted his teeth. "I still have to play a lovesick fool?"
So he promptly breaks up with the top student and turns around to publicly announce his relationship with the campus heartthrob, his ex-boyfriend's roommate, who had once poured his heart out to him. Even after his family beats him up, he still chooses to bring the man home.
System: "??"
Qi Mu: "Just tell me, did I act like a lovesick fool or not?"
Story Three
System: You are the merfolk king of the Aslan Empire. You've fallen in love with the youngest prince, who was not yet recognized by the royal family. You help him strengthen his mental power and win the right to inherit the throne. You even give him one of your life-saving scales.
But while telling you he loves you, he turns around and gets involved with your sworn enemy, and the two of them plot to get rid of you.
And you still...
Qi Mu: Stop right there. Next I'm supposed to play a lovesick fool and keep loving him.
So Qi Mu unleashes the true power of the merfolk king and goes on a rampage. He tears the scale from the other man's chest, then gives it to the First Prince, who has saved his life time and time again. He also decrees that the Aslan Empire must obey him.
System: "???"
Qi Mu: "Just tell me, did I keep loving someone like a lovesick fool or not?"
Story Four: To be decided
Story Five: To be decided
Theme: Obey the law and be a good citizen.
While I was reading this chapter, my computer was playing the song Mutual Deletion The habits you brought to me How do you want me to overturn it? The constant war between the past and the present people and emotions It's the most fragile bond🎶
Insecure and worried about gains and losses, I need love and encouragement 😏
Hahahahahaha, CP fans are on the rise [empty bowl][empty bowl]
My young master, what's wrong with you~🐶
I've finished reading it, I've finished reading it, and the second story isn't over yet [Tan Shou] [Tan Shou] Let's arrest the author and make some goo goo goo soup 🥺
Long time no see, boss. Long time no see update [empty bowl][empty bowl][empty bowl]
[Purple Candy] I got it. It's so pampering and sweet. The little couple loves it so much. [Orange Candy] I got it.
What a big love brain
The rivalry scenes in these chapters are so stiffly written that I can barely watch them. Keep up the good work [covering face and crying]
Eating happiness in a frame, when will it become sweet [vomiting blood]