Everyone in the Book Lives Off My Inner Monologue

No one knew when it started, but everyone began hearing Linghu Rao's inner thoughts.

The chancellor's daughter, who thought Linghu Rao was competing for the position of crown princess, suddenly heard her say: [The Crown Prince already has a mistress. He's madly in love with her, trapped in a torturous romance. Whoever wants the crown princess position can take it!]

The chancellor's daughter, who had been about to push her into the lake: ??

The violent Second Prince, a man impossible to get along with, heard her say: [The woman he loves most, Lady Lin San, has not only cuckolded him and gotten pregnant by a servant, intending to pass the child off as his, she's also involved with his younger brother. And yet she can't get enough of him.]

The Second Prince: That's impossible. San Niang must love me! San Niang, what am I supposed to do without you--

The smiling, scheming Third Prince heard her say: [Tsk, tsk. What a tragic death. He's the most tragic character in the whole book.]

The Third Prince's expression finally changed. "How does he die?"

The arrogant young master of the Tang Clan heard her say: [This guy ends up becoming a eunuch, devoting his life to serving the Empress.]

Young Master Tang: Impossible! Absolutely impossible!!

The unruly young master of the Demon Sect heard her say: [There's a traitor among his brothers. Everything that person does is to imprison him and then get up to all sorts of things with him...]

The young master of the Demon Sect thought about it and grew horrified: My brothers are all big, burly men, at least eight feet tall...

The Regent, the greatest villain in the book, heard her say: [When is he going to get poisoned? Where is his peerless secret manual hidden? What pose should I use to earn his trust?]

The Regent: Shut up. Don't move. It's all yours.

Secret Identity 1: Daughter of the Minister of Justice, a young noblewoman of the capital

Secret Identity 2: Head of an intelligence organization, Young Master Faceless

Secret Identity 3: Young business prodigy, Young Master Untamed

Secret Identity 4: Black-clad thief, the Flower-Picking Bandit (by mistake)

Note: 0. The intelligence organization is called Xiequ, meaning "marmot."

1. Only people who are named in the original book can hear the inner thoughts, and they can't tell anyone about it due to the laws of Heaven.

2. Some people can see right through the heroine's secret identities.

3. The heroine's golden finger is ridiculously powerful, and she's a Mary Sue. She starts building an organization from scratch at twelve, with her younger brother acting as a talent scout. At thirteen, she starts making money, with her older brother as her spokesman. She recites the plot a hundred times a day, is fiercely protective of her own, has peerless lightness skills, terrible swordsmanship, immense internal energy, and no external strength.

[Wuxia + Royal Power]

4. Cover image by the author, self-BS. Artist: Qi Jiuzi

[Coming Soon] My Ordinary Senior Sister Has Three Thousand Card-Based Secret Identities

Ever since Su Wuqi transmigrated into a book and bound herself to a card game System, her life has been exciting. The cards she draws can serve as combat power or as secret identities. As a result, no one in the martial world knows who she really is, yet her legends are everywhere...

The ordinary senior sister, loved by no one: "Xiaoyao Sect, Su Wuqi."

The dashing, unruly male wanderer in white and silver, neither good nor evil: "I don't change my name or surname. I am Sikong Lang."

The peerless beauty, brilliant strategist, and moonlit fairy Long Yuyue: "I know what happened in the murder case. The culprit behind it all is..."

The weak, helpless, considerate, pitiful beauty of Chang'an, Liu Rumeng: "Young master, I know we belong to different worlds. To me, you are like a dream from the third month of spring, fleeting and impossible to hold on to."

The green-faced, rosy-cheeked demon child, eerie and fond of eating children: "I hear there are sweet, delicious little kids here. Heh heh."

Those are all her main secret identities.

◇ Later, people said Sikong Lang and Long Yuyue were a heavenly couple. But good and evil could never coexist: one became the Evil Venerable, the other the light of the righteous path...

The mortal girl of Chang'an waited her entire life for the immortal master of Xiaoyao Sect, and in the end died with regrets.

People also said the Demon Child of Wujian was actually a good kid who raised a bunch of orphans and founded the Orphan Cult.

As for the senior sister of Xiaoyao Sect, who knows? She was just an ordinary passerby.

[Coming Soon] Live Broadcast: Ranking History's Ten Most Tragic Figures

After the sky screen appeared, a so-called "immortal" revealed the future, and the fallout was explosive.

The young master Fusu, who was about to take his own life, lowered his sword.

Xiang Yu, who was about to let Liu Bang go, took Xiang Zhuang's sword.

Shen Wansan, who was urging his craftsmen to build the Great Wall: "..."

People began donating coins, knowing that their favorite historical figures could survive if they tipped enough.

Ji Kang, who had been executed after being framed, appeared in the modern world in an instant and became a master of ancient music. People finally heard the real Guangling San.

The peerless beauty Wei Jie, who was said to have been "stared to death," came back to life in an instant and became a popular young actor. At last, historical romance dramas had hope.

Huo Qubing, who had died young, rose from the dead, and Emperor Wu of Han was overcome with tears.

Later, people in the future adapted Guangling San into electronic music. Ji Kang was furious at first, but the more he listened, the more into it he got. "Everyone, move aside. Let me have a go!"

And so Ji Kang became a leading star of traditional-style electronic music, doing amazing things with the electric bass.

Wei Jie became a top-tier star. When his fans learned their idol was frail, they didn't dare cheer too loudly. But Wei Jie told them, "You don't have to hold back. I've taken care of my health."

The fans' cheers roared like thunder and surged like a tidal wave.

The Xiongnu sent a letter begging Emperor Wu of Han to let Huo Qubing return to recuperate. "We will never invade again."

Theme: Live earnestly and love others well.