When a Couch Potato Is Forced to Bind to a Self-Discipline System [Cultivation]

[Coming Soon: The Three Realms' Biggest Suckers]

Before transmigrating, Ye Yao, a notorious unlucky person, hated the lucky ones most. After transmigrating, the lucky ones were still the people she hated most.

Tears in her eyes, she looked up at the sky and beat her chest in despair. "It's over! I've finally become the kind of person I hate most!"

Ever since she bound herself to the "Sucker" System, she had been forced to treat money like dirt, yet often found herself melancholy because she was too rich.

Ye Yao had never understood the saying "It's a blessing to take a loss" so deeply, but she still couldn't figure out why it was so hard to take a little loss!

She casually gave a beggar a sword manual while walking down the street, and he became the Sword God.

She casually recommended some products to a washed-up courtesan at a brothel, and the courtesan became the leader of the Hehuan Sect.

She even fed a stray dog, and it turned into a demon king.

"What? You want to repay me? Thanks, but no thanks! ...Wait! You, don't come any closer! Take your treasures back! Ahhh!"

Great. She'd achieved a world where she was the only one who got hurt.

The Comprehensive History of Dayuan: "...Ye Yao suppressed her cultivation for five hundred years, all to help others comprehend the Dao and attain enlightenment! ...The great ascended cultivators all benefited from her, allowing our realm's Daoist traditions to flourish and a hundred schools of thought to contend... Her merits benefit the present and generations to come. Countless sects have built golden statues of her, honoring her as the Holy Mother of Grace..."

Wait, what the heck? What Holy Mother?

Do you people have any manners?!

Who wants to help people attain enlightenment? I just want to ascend myself!

There's something wrong with all of you! There's something wrong with this System!

"Lone Star of Calamity" was the first four-character idiom Jiang Li learned, and those four characters followed him through the first half of his life.

Supreme talent and abysmal luck, as if the curse had been carved into his bones.

Failed to establish his foundation? No big deal. He could try again, or a third time.

Core shattered? No big deal. He could form another one. At least he had experience.

His Nascent Soul was ambushed and corrupted by demonic energy? No big deal. He blew it up himself and started cultivating from scratch. He was used to it by now.

He didn't know whether something that couldn't kill him would make him stronger, but he knew that anyone who stayed close to him would easily get killed if they weren't strong.

Though he was a person, he could only crawl alone through the darkness like a ghost.

Until one day, a female cultivator with a sun-bright smile clasped his hand in excitement. "I heard you're abandoned by the Heavenly Dao? Thank goodness! From now on, you're my best friend!"

(Ye Yao: I'm crying! I've finally found the secret to getting rich!)

[Story Blurb:]

Landlady Hao Xian had always lived a lazy life, eating her fill and waiting to die.

One day, after staying up all night to boost her idol's ranking, she was struck by lightning.

When she woke up, she had transmigrated into the dependent left behind by the ex-wife of a mortal village chief in a cultivation world.

Beautiful scenery, no pollution, plenty of food and clothes, but no spiritual roots.

Hao Xian felt nothing at all.

She was even a little happy.

Until one day, she got a friend request from something called the [Self-Discipline System].

Hao Xian said: You can be disciplined, and I'll follow my Buddhist path.

Then she nearly got her skin scorched off by electricity.

*

One day, an immortal passed through Hexi Village and discovered that a little girl in the village contained a tremendous amount of lightning energy.

So the great sects gathered in Hexi Village, all vying to recruit a disciple with a rare, mutated lightning spiritual root.

Hao Xian, her eyes still sparkling after being shocked by the System, said, "I like your clothes best (they look the most expensive), so I'll choose to follow (and freeload off) you."

Years later, Hao Xian tearfully became a pillar of the Hehuan Sect.

The Hehuan Sect was neither wholly righteous nor wholly evil, but both sides of the cultivation world treated it as a disgrace, because it could do nothing except make money.

Who would have thought that at the Immortal Sect Tournament, the Hehuan Sect, which was supposed to lose its charter and be disbanded, would unexpectedly take first place?

Senior Sister Hao Xian declared, "We must apply our professional skills to every field of cultivation!"

The disciples of the Hehuan Sect chimed in: "Knowledge changes your destiny!"

*

Pei Ji of the Xuanji Tower had cultivated in seclusion for twenty years. The moment he emerged, he dazzled the entire cultivation world, becoming an undisputed heaven-blessed prodigy and everyone's dream man.

At the entrance to the secret realm, everyone cried out his name.

"Pei Ji, Pei Ji..."

Pei Ji turned around. His gaze, more brilliant than the stars, fell on just one person. "Hao..."

"I remember you!" Hao Xian cried out, overcome with emotion.

"Pei Ergou!"

[Content warning]

Plot-focused.

A romance between a goofy senior sister and a hilarious charlatan. The author's ability to write sweetness is quite limited, so don't force yourself to ship them if it doesn't work for you! I'll bow my head and confess my sins first!

Theme: Self-discipline helps you improve.