God and His Bullshit Netizens

Serial sweet article: "I pretended to be blind, he pretended to be lame" column is available ——Copywriting of this article—— Song Li felt that he might be the most miserable god in the world. That day, the earth shook and the mountains shook, waking him up from his deep sleep. He left the mountains and forests for the first time and came to the city. In order to integrate into society and support himself, the lonely God worked in a barbecue restaurant and as a waiter in a nightclub. Every time when he was tired and paralyzed, the god would use his broken mobile phone to log into a certain software and stuff a bunch of nonsense into a drift bottle. After a while, Song Li had a nonsense netizen. Song Li: I'm so tired. When I was working today, a customer always thought I was going to steal something from him. I called the police angrily, and the police found several kilograms of drugs from this group of people. Netizen: There are many stupid people in the world, but all ghosts have a higher IQ than stupid people. Song Li: Let's eat small cakes tonight, given by the police. Because when I was working as a waiter in a nightclub, I called their anti-pornography brigade and they said they would give me an award. It doesn't matter whether there is a prize or not, the main thing is that there is a bonus of 20,000 yuan. Netizen: What a bad weather, I can't control this rubbish sun even with all my yin energy. Song Li: I actually picked up five million hell coins today! Netizen: I'm so angry, I lost a total of five million Ming coins today! Song Li:... Huh? Netizen: ... Huh? * The optimistic God will always have good luck with you! After a period of time, Song Li appeared on the official TV station and was highlighted. He unexpectedly appeared on an offline cultural program to explain a certain antique in detail. He became very popular! However, God did not change his original intention and continued to send drifting bottles to nonsense netizens: I met a ghost at the antique fair today. It was a real ghost. I captured him. Now he is crying for his father and mother, saying that his boss will definitely come to save him! Two minutes later, the Ghost King with an impatient expression held the Ming Coin and handed it to Song Li, who had a strange expression: "Redemption!" [Probably a story about a true god and a ghost king working together to build a harmonious society] * #Reading Guide# 1. The villains include men, women, demons, and ghosts, all serving the plot. 2. It's a hodgepodge, anything can happen. 3. Loves to join in the fun, has a strong force value and is warm-tempered, VS a dog-tempered attack with equally strong fighting ability 4. The title "nonsense netizen" is adapted from the Internet meme [nonsense best friend] 5. There are a lot of bugs, but we are working hard to fix them! 6. It's nearing completion, usually around 21:00, and will be updated daily. If something happens, the copywriter will ask for leave. 7. In order to prevent theft/text, anti-theft has opened 80% of prohibited purchases [Published on May 25, 2021, modified and screenshotted on July 26, 2022] ——I pretended to be blind, he pretended to be lame—— The day the marriage between the Lin family and the Xie family was revealed, the topic of conversation in wealthy circles became: #How to clean up family garbage efficiently# #The perfect way to turn trash into treasure# The reasons for these topics are: The person the Lin family sent out for marriage was a blind man. The person the Xie family sent out for marriage was a cripple. A perfect match. … When Lin Xu learned that he was going to marry the former heir of the Xie family, he felt very calm. Although Xie Yanqing was involved in a car accident during a family fight two years ago. It is said that her face was disfigured, her legs were disabled, and she was even frail and sick. A cold could kill half of her life. Lin Xu: It doesn't matter, I'm blind anyway. As a result, the first time we met, his pupils were shocked. Hold the grass! What about the promised disfigurement? Why do you look so sick and seductive? … After Xie Yanqing married Lin Xu, he didn't care much about his blind partner. Until one day he appeared in front of Lin Xu disheveled, and Lin Xu's ears slowly turned red. Xie Yanqing:? Then, he began to observe Lin Xu uncontrollably. In order to get a late-night snack, I ran downstairs quickly, taking four steps at a time; Strive to become an Internet troll, your fingers dancing on the keyboard to create afterimages, one person can stop thousands of troops; In the crowd of more than a dozen people, he accurately touched the back of his rival and kicked him into the swimming pool. Xie Yanqing：6 Small theater: On the day when they were avenged by their sworn enemies, Lin Xu was holding a blind stick and Xie Yanqing was pushing a wheelchair, and they were pitifully blocked in the alley. In the earth-shattering screams. Lin Xu's eyes turned red and he hit the person with his blind stick. Turn around. Xie Yanqing unbuttoned his suit with one hand and kicked the wheelchair away, knocking the two of them away. Lin Xu:? Medical, medical miracle? Purpose: To build a harmonious society, you and I are both responsible.