Gu Miaomiao transmigrated into a xianxia novel and became the heroine of a story about a male lead desperately trying to win back his wife.
The heroine had the bloodline of a goddess, yet her infatuation with the male lead made her lose herself and compromise again and again.
The male lead needed to save his junior sister, so the heroine cut out her heart and gave her blood, damaging her cultivation.
The male lead needed to save all the people of the world, so he watched helplessly as the heroine was pushed into a sea of flames, disfiguring her face.
The male lead swore he would marry the heroine, but vanished without a word on their wedding day, leaving her heartbroken and driving her to leap from the Immortal's Fall Platform...
Gu Miaomiao: "..." How could this possibly have a happy ending?
Faced with an upcoming package of physical and emotional torment, Gu Miaomiao said, "I'm out. Don't bother seeing me off!"
Forget the whole win-your-wife-back routine. Isn't it better to hold the story in your hands and have a golden finger?
Later, guided by the plot, Gu Miaomiao summoned the final phoenix and fully awakened the goddess bloodline within her. She also gained a partner who made all six realms tremble in fear.
The greatest goddess of the Eight Desolate Lands and the most fearsome demon of the six realms: a perfect match!
Dao Lord Lian Feng was the most peerlessly beautiful man in the six realms. Cool and aloof, he was like snow atop a mountain ridge. No one had ever seen even a trace of panic in his eyes.
But after the Celestial Maiden Gu Miaomiao awakened, Dao Lord Lian Feng went to congratulate her with a carefully chosen gift, only to find the notorious Nether Lord Ye Sha, a man infamous for his many misdeeds, holding Gu Miaomiao by the waist and leaning in to kiss her fair neck.
With a sharp crack, the brocade box in Dao Lord Lian Feng's hand shattered.
[Bonus scene]
Gu Miaomiao needed to obtain the Everlasting Branch from a paired secret realm to summon a phoenix, but the competition rules barred her from entering.
Gu Miaomiao: What's the difference between me taking a dog in and going in with Dao Lord Lian Feng?
Everyone: ...
Then a soft laugh came from behind her. "I'll go with you."
Gu Miaomiao turned around. It was the Nether Lord Ye Sha, the man the six realms avoided at all costs.
Following the principle that the enemy of your enemy is your friend, Gu Miaomiao said, "Fine."
Later...
Gu Miaomiao: The phoenix has been summoned, the evil curse on you has been lifted, and it's been a pleasure working with you. Farewell!
Nether Lord Ye Sha grabbed her. "Since working together has gone so well, how about we team up for a while longer?"
Gu Miaomiao: ?
Nether Lord Ye Sha: How about for a lifetime?
An occasionally goofy heroine who'll torment anyone but herself x a villainous male lead who dotes on no one but her
Screenshot taken on May 24, 2021
Theme: Love yourself well!
