[The car got hit, so I'm taking a day off. Note left on 6/25]
Straightforward version:
The Human Alliance proudly presents the hit full-dive game taking the entire galaxy by storm, Wasteland Rebuilding! The game is now open for its highly anticipated launch!
Seek out lost civilizations, restore dust-covered antiques, and become the greatest lord!
At the start, countless beta players fought tooth and nail for first place and the 300 billion grand prize.
A famous influencer, a top gamer, a rising star from a military academy, and a literature student all joined the fray, each showing off their skills.
Famous influencer: I've got money, I'll pay to win. First place is mine!
Top gamer: I've got the skills, and I've got the guides. First place is rightfully mine!
Military academy rising star: I've got the strength, and I'm a force to be reckoned with. First place is mine without question!
Literature student: You're all pathetic. I know history inside out, so none of you can beat me at this game.
Meanwhile, in her livestream, Yue Yinzhao "casually" lights up a once mighty national treasure: the Simuwu Ding.
Yue Yinzhao: What are you all talking about?
Everyone: ...Nothing. We didn't say anything.
Literary version:
Yue Yinzhao thinks she must have been incredibly lucky to transmigrate from that desolate, hopeless wasteland back to a vibrant, civilized age, where she can enjoy the peaceful life she once could only dream of.
Yue Yinzhao thinks she must have been incredibly unlucky to spend over twenty years living like a goddess on her home planet, only to return to square one overnight and transmigrate to the interstellar age.
The civilization of the past no longer exists here, but civilization is being revived.
Perhaps her arrival will...
Theme: Across time and space, civilization never perishes.
Damn, if you see this comment of mine, can you tell me whether it will never be filled in or whether it will be filled in in the distant future?
It's a trap again, the column will never be finished.
Dad, where are you?? If you get scammed, remember to come back and tell me.
It's been a few days and there's still no update
Damn, where's the liver attack you mentioned four days ago? Where are you?
Not coming back yet?????
There are so few. Please give the author a lot of effort in writing more fat.
I can't do it anymore. I feel like my IQ is not good enough. Can any class representative analyze what she said before?
Throw flowers (??ω??)??
Moma (≧?≦*)