I Pursue a Career in a Dogblood Novel (Quick Transmigration)

Coming soon: I Have Mitosis in the Stars, a doppelganger romance. Thanks for your support! Synopsis: Each world is 40–50 chapters long, with a slow-paced transmigration. An Y Nong dies young, and a System comes to him with an offer: Our goal is to break the scumbag’s heart and body, then send him to hell! An Y Nong: No thanks. First world: Modern entertainment industry, alternate universe. Complete. System: Did the Host obediently do his missions? No. He went off to chase his singing dreams, and the scumbag, the scumbag’s white moonlight, and the scumbag’s enemy are all pursuing him. So far, none of them has caught him. System: ... Second world: Ancient supernatural setting, alternate universe. Complete. System: Did the Host obediently do his missions? No. He went off to take the imperial examinations and alleviate poverty, taking the scumbag’s path and leaving him with nowhere to go. System: ... Third world: Hong Kong in a bygone era, alternate universe. Complete. System: Did the Host obediently do his missions? No. He created two secret identities to draw comics, and now the two identities are locked in a love-hate relationship. System: ... Fourth world: Interstellar insect race, alternate universe. Complete. System: Did the Host obediently do his missions? No. He awakened as the “Queen” during a survival livestream, and the higher-ranked insectoids are all crying and begging to be torn to pieces so they can become a meal for the “Queen.” System: ... Fifth world: Spiritual qi revival, alternate universe. Complete. System: After dumping his boss, did the Host obediently do his missions? No. He’s maxed out but pretending to be a novice, trying his best to be an utterly ordinary pet groomer in a world crawling with mutants. An Y Nong, the protagonist, diligently pursuing his career, and Han Yu, the love interest, diligently pursuing romance. Mutual attraction, one-on-one. 1. Follows the protagonist, with a touch of everyone-loves-him. 2. Lighthearted wish fulfillment, focused on the plot, with romance as a side element. 3. The first mini-world has a bad ending; all the rest have happy endings. Please take note if you can’t accept this. 4. Updated daily. Coming soon: I Have Mitosis in the Stars Chu Yulou returns to his homeland, where humanity has fused with interstellar monsters and is nearly playing itself to death. While gathering human emotions and brewing fine wine to prolong their lives, he digs his old friends out of their slumber beneath the earth. “Stop sleeping. Humanity is on the verge of extinction.” “We are gods by nature. How could we let humans command us?” “Are the games fun?” “Fun.” “Is the food good?” “Good.” “Are the videos entertaining?” “Very.” “Then will you save them?” “...Fine.” A group of ancient gods settle into Chu Yulou’s tavern to drink, play games, and watch TV. “Why were we all forced to sleep, while you were completely fine, God of Wine?” Chu Yulou looks up from polishing a glass. “I split off the part of my divine core that had been tainted by humanity’s worship. That part should have vanished from the world by now, right?” Just then, the tavern door opens, and someone who looks exactly like Chu Yulou walks in. “I’ve waited a thousand years for you. Long time no see, original.” The self-destructive God of Wine, Chu Yulou, versus Jin Que, the Dark God of Wine, who wants to devour his original self every day. Theme: Balancing work and rest is the key to a good life.