I Really Didn't Get the Script [Interstellar]

Please note: the author is terrible at titles and synopses.

Psychological Treatment Records for Inmates at the Interstellar Inspectorate

Case AZ01257: I regret it so much, right now! I had a chance to escape, but Aijia blocked my escape route! I never told anyone!! She can see the future!!

Recorder: One’s gone mad.

Case AZ01348: "I hid the clues so carefully. Your Inspectorate searched countless times and never found them, so why did Aijia find them? She can see through things!!"

Recorder: Another one’s gone mad.

Case AZ02123: "Aijia is definitely a demon!!"

Recorder: ...

Later, the Interstellar United News interviewed Aijia’s companions.

"We hear Aijia is very clever. Would you agree?"

"Her? Clever?"

"Can you tell us what makes her clever?"

"Does having a hundred ways to get free food and drinks count?"

"..."

"But Aijia blocked the criminals’ escape route..."

"I remember that day. She was on her way to get free strawberry ice cream. She just happened to pass by."

"..."

"She also found a key piece of evidence."

"I remember that day too. She didn’t actually want to look for it. She was lying in bed, and accidentally triggered the mechanism."

The interviewer suspects Aijia’s companion is making this up: "Can I interview her herself?"

"Sure, she’s right here."

Aijia, fast asleep.

"ZZZ"

Also known as: Everyone who tries to mess with me gets taken down instead.

Notes:

1. This is still primarily a plot-driven story, with very little romance.

2. If you see the title or synopsis change, don’t panic. The author is just bad at titles and synopses.

3. A thousand readers, a thousand Hamlets. Let’s respect each other!

Inspired by the line: "There are always those who command the winds and clouds, but those who shield others from the wind and rain are rare."

Coming soon: Interstellar Escape Guide, launching November 24.

At the annual escape festival,

The host asks Cheng Jingqiu: "As everyone knows, every player has to complete a fill-in-the-blank question after finishing the beginner level. The world has kissed me with pain. What’s your answer?"

Cheng Jingqiu: "I’ll give it two hard slaps."

After a long silence, the host says:

"Ahem. As the top player of the year, could you share any escape tips with us?"

"The trick is: don’t act human."

Game lead designer Sikong Jue grumbles backstage:

"Is that not acting human? First she exploited bugs, then she created bugs, and now I think she’s a bug herself!!"

Theme: Whatever your circumstances, do your best to live your own life!