Upcoming: My Baby Keeps Crying, Husband, Go Comfort Them and I Don't Want to Be Your Wife! (Infinite), as well as the completed companion story Deliberately Tempting. Please follow the author in the upper-right corner!
Story description: Jiang Shu is a popular movie star, but his simple, straight-guy personality makes him refuse to play along with publicity stunts, leaving him unpopular with the public and constantly surrounded by scandals. Hoping to reinvent himself, he accepts the role in the project the public most wants him to star in.
As it turns out, it's a highly explicit movie about a gay relationship, full of melodramatic angst and things that can't be described.
Jiang Shu is playing a pretty little white flower who's green on the inside.
Haters and passersby: I really want to see this dumb straight guy crash and burn playing a scheming heartthrob.
The movie is full of intimate scenes, but so many industry insiders come to audition for the other male lead that they practically break down the production company's door.
Simple straight guy Jiang Shu: "...So you all really want to be my bros that badly?"
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Cheng Yue is a sunny, cheerful top-tier idol who swears he'll never enter the adult film industry.
Then he turns around, joins the contest to play the seme, and wins, landing the role of the domineering, cold-hearted young prince opposite the little white flower.
On set, Cheng Yue turns into an affectionate, clingy puppy with a massive one-sided crush on Jiang Shu.
Cheng Yue: "Brother Jiang, Brother Jiang, Brother Jiang, hugs!"
Jiang Shu: Straight guy.jpg. "What's a hug?"
Then, on the first day of filming together, Cheng Yue pins Jiang Shu against the wall and kisses him until his legs go weak.
Kissing the side of Jiang Shu's ear, Cheng Yue whispers hoarsely, "You're only allowed to like me, got it?"
Jiang Shu's straight-guy worldview shatters into pieces.
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The little white flower in the movie is a peerless dancer, so the film requires a lot of dance scenes.
Some people dance and move the world, some dance and ruin their lives, and Jiang Shu dances... and drives the entire crew crazy.
And somehow, all the cannon-fodder semes in the cast end up genuinely falling for Jiang Shu.
Tough-guy cannon-fodder seme No. 1: Hiss, hiss, he's so cute. Let's kill that Cheng guy
Motherly cannon-fodder seme No. 2: Baby, come into Mommy's arms
Hater cannon-fodder seme No. 3: Get lost! Nobody else gets to fight me for him
Cross-dressing cannon-fodder seme No. 4: Can I wear a dress and do that sort of thing with you
Jiang Shu: Terrified.jpg. Where's your basic professionalism? Don't come any closer!
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The cast goes on a variety show to promote the movie, and it turns into a terrifying showdown between Cheng Yue and the cannon-fodder semes.
Jiang Shu sees Cheng Yue with his head drooping, looking a little unhappy. He tilts his head, thinks hard for a moment, then takes Cheng Yue's hand and asks quietly, "Um, do you want a hug?"
Haters and passersby: The dumb straight guy is actually the scheming heartthrob himself?!
And just like that, they all fall for him.
(There are no real-life inspirations for any characters in this story.)
Sunny, loyal puppy with a scheming, controlling streak and overwhelming possessiveness seme x straight guy turned gay, simple and beautiful heartthrob uke who doesn't know he's seductive. 1v1, happy ending, both leads are each other's only partners.
How many people have returned while the moon rides high? The setting moon stirs the river trees with longing.
Upcoming story 1: My Baby Keeps Crying, Husband, Go Comfort Them (new seme, both leads are each other's only partners, pregnancy and childbirth) [soft-hearted, cool beauty uke x crazy, devoted, self-destructive seme who loves to needle people]
Ji Chu is the male empress of Huazhao, a tyrant's kingdom. After years without a child, he is confined to the imperial palace.
The tyrant Ling Jue cheats with a male courtesan. Unable to take it any longer, Ji Chu runs away in the middle of the night, only to be captured by the emperor of a neighboring kingdom.
That night, Ji Chu catches the emperor of the neighboring kingdom lying on his side on the couch, beside a huge portrait of him laid out across it, as if the two of them were sleeping cheek to cheek.
And that's not all. The entire bedchamber is covered in portraits of Ji Chu in every pose and expression.
Ji Chu: "...This guy really has resources."
With his feelings out in the open, He Lingzhao doesn't even bother to pretend. He immediately announces to the world: "Qianxun is the wife written into my fate. I'll marry him and make him the one and only empress of Lianhe!"
Ji Chu: "...Don't get carried away."
Still, Ji Chu is powerless to resist, and gets himself a younger husband who's a professional at needling people.
Ling Jue follows the scent, baring his teeth as he angrily demands Ji Chu back.
He Lingzhao gives him a benevolent smile. "I have a wife. Do you? You look like a dog without one."
The wife-less tyrant lets out a piercing scream and buys potent fertility medicine in the middle of the night, hoping to get Ji Chu pregnant and tie him down with a child.
By a strange twist of fate, He Lingzhao takes the medicine instead. Their passion flares, and Ji Chu can't leave the bedchamber for three days and nights.
Right under his ex-husband's nose, he gets pregnant with He Lingzhao's baby.
All three of them go completely insane.
His ex-husband waves around a forty-meter broadsword, bawling like an idiot.
He Lingzhao has been secretly in love with Ji Chu for years, and his feelings have long since become an obsession. But when Ji Chu realizes that he loves He Lingzhao too, that love is like a raging fire that suddenly erupts and burns him to the ground.
Since their love is mutual, the cold beauty can finally become a cherished wife.
And so, ten months later...
Holding their son, Ji Chu smiles softly. "Husband, the baby keeps crying. Come comfort him."
"...I'm not comforting him. I'm comforting you."
1v1, happy ending.
Upcoming story 2: I Don't Want to Be Your Wife! (Infinite)
Le Ran is a beautiful but clueless high school boy who gets sucked into a horror game one day. As he struggles to survive, a strange voice appears in his mind.
System: Hello. After analyzing your behavior, we've determined that you're an uke.
Le Ran: "...Do you have any manners?"
System: Since the infinite worlds don't allow clueless beauty ukes, we are changing your character. Hello, you are now a dominant uke, bound to the villain's anger System.
Stay in character and keep the villain's anger level above 80%. Otherwise, you'll be erased forever.
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And so...
Dungeon one:
Le Ran pins the Zombie Ghost King against a wall and forces him into a kabedon. As tears stream down his face, he shouts his confession: "I like you, damn it! Come hit me already!"
Zombie Ghost King: Hiss, hiss.
Dungeon two:
Le Ran kicks over the school desk of the chainsaw-wielding student murderer. He's so scared he can barely stand, and the murderer even has to steady him. With red eyes and tears held back, he snaps, "Get together with me, or I'll bully you!"
Murderer: I'm in love.
Le Ran: QAQ But weren't you supposed to get angry?
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You Ye is a short-tempered, irritable high school delinquent who gets inexplicably sucked into a horror game world.
System: Hello. After analyzing your behavior, we've determined that you have a wife.
You Ye: "?"
System: Hello. You are a real villain with a wife, and are now bound to the Villain System. Calm down, find your wife in a reasonable manner, fulfill your marital duties, and keep your anger level below 80%.
If you can't find your wife, you'll be erased.
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Before long...
You Ye watches Le Ran chase after a ghost while crying and demanding a kiss, and sinks into philosophical contemplation.
Could this person be... his wife?
Thanks. I'm angry now.
But still, he's kind of cute. Hiss, hiss.
Multiple-secret-identity puppy seme, tsundere and irritable x fake dominant uke, truly a clueless beauty
1v1, the seme has many secret identities, happy ending, both leads are each other's only partners.
Message: Face your dreams.
Jiang Shu blushed and stared at Cheng Yue with tears in his eyes: "I can't come again, I can't bear it, unless..." He took out the small card in his pocket: "After receiving the author's column and advance payment, you can do anything to me..." ★Pre-receipt: 1. "After dressing up and being disliked by thousands of people, I became the darling of the romance show group" → A love show where cool beauties are loved 2. Campus article "The heartthrob straight man is so sweet to me" → Little sweetheart is afraid of classmates 3. "I don't want to be your wife!" →Idiots and beauties are endlessly looking for partners. ★Complete the linked sister chapter: "Deliberate Provocation" → Clingy sweetheart x cold vinegar iceberg, secret love comes true ★Complete ancient drama: 1. "I have a disease, can you please treat me" → Cut open the black general x madly criticize the beauty 2. "The bright moon shines on me" → Green Tea Girl Gong x Little Pepper's soft heart For more pre-received babies, you can go to the column Kangkang, the column asking for adoption of ducks~
Ah ah ah, it's really beautiful. Two children who long for love heal each other.
Black rabbit! Cheng Gou is so lucky!!
Looking forward to the extra story if Thread Dog and Shu Shu grow up together!! It must be a super sweet romance!!!!
Cheng Gou, you are so lucky.
"Green Tea Stupid Dog" Help this description hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Women's clothing crying bag attack???
It's over!!! Congratulations ~ Sahuahua ~ This is the second book of Chai Dada ~ I hope the next one will be better ~ Of course this one is also very good!!! Big heart! Boom boom boom!!!
I've finished reading it. Cookies are great. It would be great if I could write some additional official announcements.
Woohoo~ I love the sweet redemption~ If we met when we were young, Shu Shu would definitely be able to realize his dream better!!! Looking forward to Zhuma's love~