Su Chaochao had finally retired from the Transmigration Bureau's 007 system and was about to enjoy a happy life where she could go to bed and get up whenever she wanted.
She was happy for less than three seconds before a teleportation error sent her to an unknown realm, where she transmigrated into an evil dragon.
The evil dragons of the Demon Realm were said to be vicious and terrifying, quick to anger and quick to burn. They could easily grind an entire city-state into dust, and supposedly could make anyone they wanted reproduce with anyone they wanted (not really). All living things feared them.
In reality, Su Chaochao was still a baby dragon, with tiny horns, a round belly, and a chunky tail. All she wanted was to lie flat. Her ultimate dream was to hug her gemstones and sleep well in her cave.
Just as she was about to lie flat, the undead creatures around her burst into tears. "Your Highness, you're the only one who can save the world now!"
The God of Darkness had split himself into pieces to experience the emotions of all living beings. But none of his incarnations ever lived to a ripe old age. If he didn't return soon, the world would be doomed.
And so Su Chaochao went back to her old line of work.
She played all kinds of roles: sometimes she was the wicked master of a saint, sometimes the evil dragon a knight wanted to slay, sometimes a necromancer's closest friend, and sometimes the queen of the Abyss.
As Su Chaochao rushed back and forth for the sake of the incarnations, she gradually began to slip up.
She wanted to lie flat and tried to leave the saint to his own devices.
The saint of the temple kissed the hem of her robe with pious devotion. "You once said that anyone who associates with dark creatures will be punished by the gods. So, if you are to be punished, may I be the one to punish you?"
She just wanted to sleep and refused to fight.
The knight stared wide-eyed as the dragon he had defeated turned into a dainty young woman with baby fat still on her cheeks. His whole body turned bright red. "I-I... I'll take responsibility!"
She tried to find a warmer place to hibernate.
Deep in the Abyss, the Demon God pressed his icy scales against her warm body, unwilling to part from her even for a moment.
She was too busy petting gemstones in her cave to receive any messages.
The necromancer waited for her in his tower for three months, then left it for the first time. His handsome features turned icy. "Didn't you say you'd be my friend forever?"
Su Chaochao: Can't you find another dragon to mess with?!
Everyone: Dragon?!
Everyone: A dragon!!!
Many, many years later, the God of Darkness returned. Sitting regally upon his throne, he graciously granted Su Chaochao one wish.
Thinking back on all those years of failed retirement, Su Chaochao dabbed away a tear of sorrow. "I want to retire! Give me a cave where nobody can disturb me, filled with all kinds of glittering treasures. I want to sleep until I wake up naturally every day!"
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Senior Sister Is Still Trying to Hide Her Beloved Today
Senior Sister risked her life again and again for her sect, returning only after giving it everything she had, only to find there was no place for her in the sect anymore.
Her master had a junior sister who looked exactly like her. The girl lived in her cave, used her name, and wielded her magical treasures.
The moment their eyes met, the junior sister burst into tears.
Her master scolded her, saying she was unworthy of being a senior sister.
Her junior brothers complained that the baleful aura around her frightened their junior sister.
They even secretly schemed to use her as a stepping stone for the junior sister.
Then Senior Sister discovered that they were refining the heroic souls to cure the junior sister's heart condition, and she lost all hope. To protect the three thousand heroic souls, she descended into the Demon Realm.
At the same time, chaos broke out in the Demon Realm. The new king was under siege, and just as they were about to perish together, Senior Sister fell from the sky.
The new king, pinned beneath her and spitting blood: ...
Senior Sister, pinning him down: !!!!
The Demon Realm had always respected the strong. To stabilize the situation, the new king asked Senior Sister to imprison her.
Everyone: The demon cultivator who fell from the sky has imprisoned the king!
While Senior Sister was kept dizzy by the mountain of political affairs, the new king lounged on a soft bed and enjoyed delicious food, her beautiful eyes shimmering.
Would anyone make their precious darling eat alone?
Would anyone make their precious darling walk by herself?
Would anyone make their precious darling sleep by herself?
Senior Sister: She's not a precious darling. She's my great ancestor.
Just as Senior Sister and her "precious darling" were making the Demon Realm flourish, word arrived that the Immortal Alliance on the other side had descended into chaos and was seeking cooperation beyond the realm.
Theme: Live a happy life
——Little angels! Please collect in advance Senior sister is also trying hard to hide her beauty today The senior sister tried her best to save the sect and returned home, but found that there was no longer a place for her in the sect. Her master has a junior sister who looks exactly like her, living in her cave, bearing her name, and using her magic weapon. The moment the two people's eyes met, the junior sister burst into tears. The master reprimanded her for being unworthy of being a senior sister. The juniors complained that her evil spirit was so strong that it frightened the younger junior sister. They even secretly planned to make her a stepping stone for junior junior sister. ——Until the senior sister found out that they were refining heroic souls to cure her heart disease, she was completely disappointed. She fell into the demonic realm to protect three thousand heroic souls. At the same time, there was civil strife in the Demon Realm, and the new king was under siege. When everyone was destroyed, a senior sister fell out. The new king was suppressed and vomited blood:... The suppressing senior sister:!!!! The Demon Realm always respects the strong, so in order to stabilize the situation, the new king asked his elder sister to imprison him. ——Everyone: The demon cultivator who fell from the sky actually imprisoned the king! While the eldest sister was overwhelmed by countless government affairs, the new king was lying on the soft bed, eating delicious food comfortably, his beautiful eyes sparkling. ——Have you ever let your Jiaojiao eat alone? ——Have you ever let your Jiaojiao walk on her own? ——Have you ever let your Jiaojiao sleep on her own? Senior Sister: This is not Jiaojiao, this is my great ancestor. When the eldest sister brought her "Jiaojiao" to make the Demon Realm prosperous, she heard that the Immortal Alliance on the other side had become a mess and was requesting cooperation from outside the region.
That bear skeleton and its owner, what kind of evil-doers they are?
Wow wow wow Linnaeus has grown up
6. Is that woman brainless? She is so self-righteous in this situation that she will be sorry for herself even if she doesn't die 800 times.
After reading it, Tiantian is just one word
Meow? Moremoremoremore
It's almost the end, can I have more food?
So stuck! (Scratching my heart and liver) (twisting darkly in the quilt)
Damn it, have you resumed daily updates?
"Recognizing a younger brother is also an important step" is a big bug for the author~