I Wasn't Into Mary Sues, But I Ended Up with Her

I'm just the daughter of an ordinary rich family, currently attending a school for the nobility.

So schools specifically for nobles really exist? That sounds like something out of a Mary Sue story.

Then a transfer student arrives at our school. She has colorful black hair that looks ten meters long. It must be such a hassle to take care of. Her skin is as flawless and white as milk, making me want to take a bite... Wait, why would I think that? I don't eat people. She has multicolored white eyes, a chin as sharp as an awl, huge breasts, and a waist so thin it looks like it would snap if you squeezed it. Doesn't her chest feel heavy? Can she even breathe?

Everyone else seems to like Mary Sues. I'm not really interested.

Skip a few things.

Mary Sue and I become best friends.

Skip a few more things.

Mary Sue and I get together, and she's the one who pursued me.

I'm shocked to my core. So I'm a lesbian after all.

How did a nameless background character like me end up with her?

A slightly dark Mary Sue who has never dated a guy, doesn't like guys, is so gay even a spiral of incense sticks would be jealous, and can be a little manipulative x an ordinary rich girl who is slow on the uptake, flirts without realizing it, is a snarky narrator, and refuses to admit she's gay

Author's note

It might be short. It's written in first person, and it's a girls' love story. If that's not your thing, don't read it.

Theme: Nothing in particular. I hope you enjoy reading.