Dimensional Secret Identity Merchant

In your world’s terms, I’d count as an ordinary shopkeeper.

The difference is that, to grow my customer base, I regularly travel to different worlds to import and promote products.

My wares include, but are not limited to: Kiki’s Sake, created over an eternity; the wooden sword Toyako, which never runs out; a butterfly voice changer that nobody can detect; Shinpachi’s Glasses, which can hide their true form; the Book of Friends, which summons yokai; and the Clow Cards, essential for home and travel, along with many other products.

I also promote these products under all sorts of identities.

So you might see:

The Gravity User vanquishing demons in Heian-kyo while peddling Kiki’s Sake from another world. It earns unanimous praise from the people and yokai of the Heian period, and he somehow ends up revered as a god of wine.

Though he himself is a terrible drunk...

The Hope Cult’s leader, Nagito Komaeda, selling the magical Clow Cards in Yokohama, a city full of ability users. Thanks to his luck-and-disaster constitution, he accidentally gets mistaken for the leader of a mysterious organization commanding many ability users.

Though he himself has no ability...

The exorcist Allen Walker sells glasses that make every living thing believe that the wearer’s true form is a pair of glasses, in the Taisho era, where man-eating demons roam. As a result, the Demon Slayer Corps suffers no casualties, and thanks to his purity and his glasses, its members hail him as the saint who is one with his glasses.

Though he himself has nothing to do with glasses...

These are just a few examples from among the countless times I’ve sold things.

The Dimensional Merchant: your best choice.

Reader’s Guide:

1. This is a secret identity story, with no CP and no identity reveals. The protagonist is very mischievous.

2. The secret identity characters won’t be completely true to their original personalities. Please read with caution if that bothers you.

3. This is a brainless story with an illogical plot. Those who care about research and canon details, beware.

4. My writing isn’t very good. Consider this story writing practice.

5. The worlds mentioned in the synopsis aren’t in any particular order, and the characters and world order may change.

6. If you can accept all of the above, thank you for reading this story.

Theme: Making money is so much fun.