[Please add my upcoming novels The Top-Tier Star Nephew and I Become Famous on a Slow-Paced Variety Show and I Went Viral After Playing It Cool on a Dating Show to your collection!]
Tian Tian, who cared only about making money and had no interest in men, transmigrated into a book, becoming a cannon-fodder supporting actress in an entertainment-industry novel. She was also bound to a 'romance System.'
System: With the romance System at your disposal, all kinds of handsome men are yours for the taking!
Tian Tian: Not interested, thanks.
System: If you don't complete the missions, you'll be erased!
Tian Tian: ...
And so Tian Tian was forced to start 'raising fish' in the entertainment industry.
On a dating show, she faked a couple pairing with an esports player.
On set, she grew close to a cool and aloof film emperor.
On a variety show, she interacted constantly with a top-tier star idol.
She even started appearing at top-tier luxury mansions in the dead of night...
The major gossip accounts competed to report Tian Tian's rumored romances,
and fans of every celebrity were furious, clamoring for her to get out of the entertainment industry.
Just as the entire entertainment industry was waiting for Tian Tian to crash and burn, all her 'fish' finally gathered at a live gala.
They sang in unison: We've waited so long, and the day has finally come!
But when they were interviewed:
Cool and aloof film emperor: Tian Tian? She's just a little sister I have some business dealings with!
Top-tier star idol: What are we to each other? I'm Big Sis Tian's lackey!
Heartthrob director: An ambiguous girlfriend? She's my 'sugar daddy'!
Everyone: ???
Overnight, Tian Tian was hailed as the entertainment industry's 'heartthrob collector,' and the topic took the internet by storm.
Bystanders: Sis, we want to become family with heartthrobs too. Please give us some tips!
Haters: No need to say more. Write a book!
Other celebrities' fans: You could start a class, too!
The System was dumbfounded: I told you to date them. How did they all become relatives?
Tian Tian: What man could compete with making money?
But just as Tian Tian was secretly congratulating herself for having 'passed through a field of flowers without a single leaf sticking to her,'
the gloomy, obsessive villainous tycoon from the book suddenly cornered her against a wall, gritting his teeth: "If you go after another man, I'll break your legs!"
Tian Tian: ???
Sob! The tycoon is playing dirty! Weren't we supposed to be nothing more than villainous allies?!
[Short skit]
Romance-obsessed System: You haven't been in love, so you don't know how great men are.
Money-loving heroine: You haven't been beaten down by society, so you don't know how great money is.
Human ATM hero: Date me, and I'll give you all the money you earn.
#One-line story: The romance System wanted me to be a player, but I used it to make money with my targets instead#
Advance preview: I Went Viral After Playing It Cool on a Dating Show
After dying suddenly from overwork, office worker Lin Xi transmigrated into a book about the entertainment industry as a D-list actress, the kind who desperately clawed her way up but never managed to become famous.
In the book, the original character was participating in a dating show where every cast member was a walking headache.
The scheming green-tea girl wanted to land a rich husband on the show, while the delicate white-lotus girl wanted to use it to attract attention.
A playboy rich kid came to fool around, and a flirtatious sweetheart came to expand his fishing pond.
Then there was the messy, melodramatic love triangle about to unfold between the male and female leads and the original character...
After sorting through the tangled plot, Lin Xi simply decided to lie flat.
And so the audience saw scenes like these:
When the scheming girl came over with fake concern, really just trying to provoke her,
Lin Xi replied with a perfunctory expression: Mm-hmm, you're right about everything.
When the white-lotus girl came over in tears and asked if Lin Xi disliked her,
Lin Xi shrugged: If that's what you want to think, there's nothing I can do.
When the flirt came over to hit on her and draw her into his fishing pond,
Lin Xi held a plate of braised fish and said expressionlessly: I eat fish, but I won't be one. Try someone else.
Cast: ???
Audience: I'm dead. What is Lin Xi's social defiance disorder? Those shameless-player lines she comes out with on the spot are incredible.
Then Lin Xi went viral for her one-of-a-kind laid-back style.
But what gave the production team a headache was that Lin Xi had apparently forgotten she was a female contestant on a dating show. So...
The director said earnestly: Lin Xi, this is a dating show. You need to interact more with the male contestants.
Lin Xi stammered: Director, to be honest, I think I have that 'man-hating disorder.' We can't make the other male contestants suffer.
Director: ???
Audience: Hahahaha, what the heck is 'man-hating disorder'? Lin Xi is such a hilarious nutcase. I'm in love!
Maybe Lin Xi had gotten under the production team's skin. Somehow, they managed to bring in Lu Li, a top-tier star in the domestic entertainment industry and an actor famous for his 'woman-hating disorder,' then forcibly designated him as Lin Xi's official on-screen pairing.
Lin Xi: ...
When the two met for the first time on the show, Lin Xi and Lu Li glanced at each other, then promptly looked away. Clearly, neither planned to play along with the production team's publicity campaign.
Audience: ???
Well, this mutually repulsed couple was destined for a bad ending.
But as the show aired, the audience gradually noticed that the couple who supposedly couldn't stand each other was inexplicably kind of sweet.
First version of the blurb captured on 2021.05.20
Core message: Do not give in to fate. Be the master of your own destiny.
Ah, this, this, it ended so suddenly, just,,, caught off guard
It was so sudden... It ended before I knew it...
It's so short and the ending is so sudden.
That's it? Is there no extra story?
This ending is a bit incompetent! ! !
Those who didn't know thought they had a one-night stand.
It was so sudden. The male and female protagonists in the original book were not clearly explained.
It's pretty good, but it's so rushed...
Speechless, it's over so soon? Obviously some things were not explained clearly
I... Finished reading it? I'm still not finished, it's going well, I wish you a long life 2022.4.16