The Sweet Little Green Tea I Met in the Operating Room

On his birthday, a human boy was tricked by his own father into going to the most notorious money sink on a trash planet. He did everything he could to escape, but someone tipped off the guards during his getaway, and he was strapped to an operating table. Forced to undergo modifications, Xu An glared at the surgeon. Just as he was thinking he might as well go down fighting and take these bastards with him, the refined, cultured doctor suddenly threw down his scalpel and started cursing. “This isn’t right! I can’t do this with a clear conscience! Where’s your boss? I want to discuss interstellar citizen law with him!” Xu An: “...?” The doctor stormed out, only to be sheepishly dragged back less than three seconds later. He curled up in a corner, hugging his knees and shutting down. Later, after bodyguards in black suits took control of the hospital, the money sink’s manager tremblingly unfastened Xu An’s restraints. When Xu An silently looked toward the doctor, the doctor didn’t shy away. He gave Xu An a dazzling smile. Do all the big shots these days have something wrong with their heads??? Xu An: “...” Doctor Shen Yinian, secret big shot: Just a tiny little maneuver.jpg Later, once Xu An was able to look after himself, the doctor made a relieved decision to run away. But Xu An, now a famous interstellar jewelry designer, calmly welded the locks on the doors of their home shut. “Why do you still not believe that I love you, sir?” Xu An, standing at 192 centimeters, spread his arms around the doctor and leaned down to whisper a tender threat in his ear. “Shall we try somewhere other than the bedroom?” Doctor top x little schemer bottom Coming soon: What would you do if you gained the abilities of a System from a survival game? Xu Qiuye, a college graduate with no job, thought it over and decisively signed up for a famous overseas wilderness-survival show. But his System was a shoddy, poorly made product. Its manufacturers had crammed in all sorts of survival-game settings, and, absurdly, the settings switched at random! One second, Xu Qiuye was peacefully fishing in a river. The next, a shark was smashing his raft as he fought for his life. After finally using a synthetic birdcall to attract a herd of cattle, he discovered that the System had switched settings and all he had left for a weapon was a long wooden stick. An infinite inventory was perfect for stockpiling supplies, but when Xu Qiuye got the weight setting, he was instantly crushed to the ground... Xu Qiuye, who’d nearly died on the spot, gazed into the forest and let out a long sigh. He decided he’d have to rely on himself and get back on his feet. One day, the mountain god sensed an unusual fluctuation deep in the mountains. He opened his eyes, thinking that an evil spirit from a thousand years ago had returned. Instead, he saw a human performing a different, creative form of self-destruction every day. At first, the mountain god: Nice. Later, the mountain god: Huh... This is weird. I should take another look. Wilderness survival contestant top x mountain god bottom Theme: Getting something for nothing is not the right path. A good young person makes their own way.