My Master Keeps Hoping We'll Fall to the Dark Side

(Special warning: This novel is ridiculously funny. Please don't drink while reading.)

The cultivation world has gone mad. When disciples become demonic, they go after their masters first.

Disciples casually turn against their teachers and ancestors. Masters are more wary of their disciples than of demons.

The cultivation world is so vast, yet there's no room for a master to be safe.

My master is even crazier. He's clearly the strongest, but he's convinced everyone wants to have their way with him.

Master: What should I do? I'm so sexy, my rebellious disciples must be dying to get me.

Every day he makes up a plot called The Disciples Want to Bed Their Master Every Day.

Master, get a grip! Who gave you the confidence to think your four peak-attractiveness disciples want you?

Master: Times have changed. No matter how aloof a master is, he has no bargaining power when it comes to his butt!

The senior disciple picks up a serious work of literature.

Master, are you sick in the head? I'm the world's number one straight guy!

I pick up a melodramatic cultivation novel.

Master, are you sick in the head? I'm a scholar cultivator. Scholar cultivators have never topped anyone in a thousand years!

The junior sister opens a widow romance.

Master, are you sick in the head? I'm a doujin writer. I've been topping people for ages!

The junior brother picks up a stepmother romance.

Master, are you sick in the head? You're my father's white moonlight! You're my stepmother!

Master: I don't care! You're all rebellious disciples! You're always staring at my butt!

The disciples: Master, just because you're a pervert doesn't mean all your disciples are bootlickers!

Master: Then if I ask, "Who's my dog?" do you dare answer?

Demon Lord: Woof!

The Three Realms' Number One Beauty, the Pretty Demon Lord: Fellow cultivator, I have a plan to ensure no one in the world will ever dare lay a hand on you.

Oblivious, silly master who doesn't realize he's being targeted: Huh?

Demon Lord: Become my cultivation partner.

Master: You little devil! And you said you weren't after me! You really know how to spice things up!

A goofy, irreverent cultivation novel

Next up: A Chicken, But in the Insect World [Quick Transmigration] (working title)

If you can handle insect-world stories, give it a try. The bottom is a soft, gooey snail with a hard shell.

If you can't handle insect-world stories, you can still give it a try, since the protagonist is a chicken.

The focus is on a wonderfully wholesome journey through the Lovecraftian world.

First world: A chicken spirit transmigrates into the insect world

Second world: A chicken spirit transmigrates into a guide-and-sentinel world

Third world: A chicken spirit transmigrates into an interstellar ABO world

Fourth world: A chicken spirit transmigrates into a zombie apocalypse

Fifth world: A chicken spirit transmigrates into a dark abyss

Theme: Promote positive energy in the cultivation world