The Straight Guy Loses, but in a Dating Sim

[You have been defeated and taken prisoner in disgrace...]

Gu Zhou, a straight-laced office worker, gets into a car accident and transmigrates into a game:

[You now have 2 choices: A. Sweet-talk your way into the Imperial Palace; B. Die rather than submit and enter the dungeon]

A frequent reader of web novels, he picks A in a flash! Only by entering the palace can he meet the princess by chance, making the emperor his father-in-law. Ah, the usual live-in son-in-law plot. We all know it.

System: [OK]

[You enjoy the good life and become the Empire's prince consort]

[Princess Hexin is beautiful and wealthy, and utterly devoted to you]

...Except she always likes to bite the back of his neck, and sometimes calls him "crown princess." Weird.

Later, Gu Zhou finds a silver-haired orphan at the border. This one also likes biting the back of his neck and acting cute. "Big brother, can you take me with you?"

[A. Take him along and unlock the romance route; B. Leave him behind and delete this character]

Gu Zhou: Tsk, so the whole plot still can't escape the harem power struggle setup. How clichéd.

System: Should I delete him, then?

Gu Zhou: ...AAA! White hair is top-tier! I'm the protagonist now, and you're not going to let me have some fun?

System: Oh, you'll have fun.

[You return to the Imperial Palace from the border]

[The princess catches your scent and suddenly flies into a rage, fighting the white-haired boy in a battle that shakes heaven and earth. At this moment, you say...]

"I want to break off our engagement."

[The Imperial Army pursues you for a thousand miles. You and the white-haired boy fail to escape]

[You are captured and brought back to the Imperial Palace.]

[Three years later, an army of monsters invades the border. You join the princess on her campaign...]

[You are defeated and captured, then offered to the Demon King]

[The Demon King is now touching your belly]

"You're pregnant?"

Demon King Baize, the former white-haired orphan, pins Gu Zhou tightly against him, sniffing the back of his neck in disbelief.

"I almost died in battle! You washed off my mark and got pregnant with his child?"

The atmosphere around them is terrifyingly oppressive.

...What are ABO, pheromones, knotting, and all those other terms that straight men have never heard of, floating in front of his eyes?

"…"

Gu Zhou: System bro, save me, save me, save me!!

(*^-^*)

The System says nothing, simply enjoying itself.

*The top's star sign may be a little messed up, and he loves switching game avatars.

*The two lovers only have eyes for each other.

Next novel: "Stop Pretending, Kitty, I'll Protect You". Please add it to your favorites:

Everyone says the young master of the Gu family has it all, but only Gu Youqing knows he's a fake young master, and a cat.

Every day he pretends to be human is like walking on thin ice. He has to hide his tail, keep his ears from flattening, and learn to do homework and navigate the battles of a wealthy family.

Kitty Gu: QAQ

Is this what it means to undergo tribulations to become the Cat God? This is so hard!

I want to go back to the days of curling up in my owner's arms and eating canned food...

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Theme: Cherish every day in the present.