All Those Straight Men Are Idiots

Chu Wuyou is well known as a poor student, constantly worrying about money. He studies during the day and works part-time at night, keeping himself busy every day. One day, Han Wei, a rich second-generation heir with nothing better to do, stops him at school and warns him, "Stop using tricks to get my attention. And don't fall for me, either. I'm straight. I won't like you." Chu Wuyou thinks, Is this guy an idiot or what? "Who said I was using tricks to get your attention? Who are you? Do I even know you?" With that, Chu Wuyou walks right past him. Watching Chu Wuyou's slender figure recede, Han Wei chuckles. Playing hard to get, huh? I've seen this trick plenty of times. I won't fall for it. After that, Han Wei becomes even more vigilant, watching Chu Wuyou's every move to make sure he doesn't get what he wants. But little by little, Han Wei realizes that Chu Wuyou's tricks really are working. He seems to be falling for him. Before long, he stops Chu Wuyou again and says, as if granting him a favor, "Your seduction worked. I hereby allow you to be my boyfriend, and you can take money from me to cover your tuition, too." Chu Wuyou, completely oblivious to everything, gives him a cool look. "Get lost!" Han Wei: "What's with you gay guys? You go to every length to turn someone gay when they're straight, then once you succeed, you don't even bother with them." A gong who excels at overthinking and seducing himself × a fair-skinned, beautiful, aloof, and abstinent shou Theme: Go for it, Xiao Chu! Work toward a better life