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After He Ningyu died, he realized he was the cannon-fodder real young master in a book.
In his previous life, he was a washed-up actor universally despised for his terrible acting. Then he was falsely accused of throwing himself at a male actor from his production, while his true background was exposed at the same time. Overnight, the entire internet turned against him.
Worse still, he was forced to marry a villainous big shot, and, sure enough, met a tragic end.
Reborn, He Ningyu wasn't going to put up with that.
To avoid his miserable fate as cannon fodder, he resolutely quit show business.
Besides, life had been exhausting in his previous life. This time, he wanted to slack off.
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However, before his contract could be terminated, He Ningyu was forced to appear on a farming-themed family variety show. The children on the show were all future geniuses and big shots in their respective fields.
Child A taught himself everything from kindergarten through university, and was now working toward a PhD in physics.
He would go on to become a rising tech mogul, win a Nobel Prize at a young age, and bring glory to his country.
Child B had a natural gift for business and had already made a million through investing.
He would become a business tycoon with assets worth hundreds of billions, powerful enough to control the whole industry.
Child C was exquisitely handsome, with the makings of a peerless heartthrob.
He would become a double-crown Best Actor, adored by countless young women and followed by fans everywhere...
Netizens sneered. Apart from his pretty face, He Ningyu was an ordinary guy with no qualifications, no ability, and no acting skills. What made him think he could look after these little geniuses?
Everyone wanted to see him make a fool of himself.
But He Ningyu only wanted to be a lazy fish.
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On the show, He Ningyu watched the geniuses shine, showing off their skills in their respective fields.
He Ningyu: Oh, that's all? What a bunch of useless idiots.
He sprawled on the sofa with one leg crossed over the other, picked up his phone, and started slacking off.
Comments: [Guys, He Ningyu is such a jerk! He called future geniuses useless and these little prodigies chicks?]
Comments: [And it's bad enough that he won't look after the kids, but he's openly playing on his phone during the show?!]
Comments: [H-He actually dares to sleep in front of everyone... Wait, is he really asleep?!...]
Child A couldn't stand this handsome older brother, so he deliberately brought him a problem that even a physics PhD couldn't solve and asked for his help.
He Ningyu took his time sipping water, then sneered. "You can't even solve this? Frankly, you're less intelligent than garbage."
Then everyone watched as He Ningyu skipped every step and wrote the correct answer directly on the whiteboard.
Child B bragged to He Ningyu about the ten million he'd just earned, hoping his wealth would make He Ningyu feel ashamed.
He Ningyu cracked open his sleepy eyes on the sofa, impatiently pulled out a bank card, and tossed it to Child B.
"Buy whatever you want. Why are you making such a racket? You're disturbing my rest."
Child B... stared at the staggering amount on the card and burst into tears.
Child C wanted to crush He Ningyu with his acting, but ended up tormenting himself into questioning his whole life.
Comments: [This isn't normal! Is He Ningyu still that obscure D-list nobody? Is he Oscar-winning Best Actor reincarnated?!]
All the netizens who'd been ready to curse him couldn't help touching their painfully sore faces and letting out a sigh.
"This guy... is freaking amazing!"
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Later on.
The director, feeling sorry for He Ningyu, told him, "Don't push yourself so hard. Don't wear yourself out."
A stunning Best Actress smiled and took his hand. "Want the male lead role in my new movie?"
One by one, the children crowded around him. "Big Brother, I want to marry you when I grow up!"
The netizens dropped to their knees.
"Big Brother, please come back to show business!"
But He Ningyu remained calm. "Sorry, I'm not interested."
Then he headed back to his own fields, rolled up his sleeves and trouser legs, and started farming.
And there in the field, he came across his cold-blooded villainous husband, Han Si.
Under the blazing sun, the villainous big shot carried a hoe and wiped away his sweat. A trace of shyness appeared on his strikingly handsome, almost severe face.
"I cleared my schedule today to come help you weed."
He pointed to the newly tilled field, his eyes gentle and sparkling as he looked at He Ningyu. "So, how's that? Your husband can get things done, right?"
Meeting his tender, loving gaze, He Ningyu couldn't help shuddering with revulsion.
Help! How is this anything like the villain I know?!
Theme: Advancing agriculture through science and technology, supporting rural development, and laying the foundation for building a strong agricultural nation.
DuangDuangDuang! Drop a wave of pre-collection~ 1. "I made a bet with the gods that you would be the father of the child" - A sand sculpture giving birth to a child. 2. "I am a gang favorite in idiot literature" - Bai Qie Hei is beautiful and suffers from lying down to win the game 3. "Being a romantic partner with an arch-enemy" - Shabaitian Club is afraid of being flirted with every day 4. "I became a top celebrity after secretly marrying a bankrupt boss" - the story of a vicious male supporting actor's secret marriage and his comeback 5. "Don't use pheromones to kill me" - Crazy criticism of beauty O, killing me crazy 6. "Welcome to the Honkai Game" - In the world of Honkai Impact, I will sink with you 7. "If the san value does not return to zero, you will belong to me" - On whether love in the Grammatical world is a science fiction film or a documentary film 8. "The Princess Chongxi took Wangfu's script" - Little Koi from the East Palace 9. "After being scummed, I was targeted by the Demon Lord" - After passing through the book, I inherited the romantic debt of the original owner 10. "I rely on my beauty to save the villain" - The Adventures of the Great Beauty Traveling Through Books
Well, I have to say that although there are many people with the same name in real life, the same name in the novel feels a bit confusing, not to mention that the two Shen Yus are not on the same level. Save your life. Of course, if they are the same person, it would be too scary, right??
Legal lover ~ scatter flowers and tie!
Madam... These four words make me scratch my head a bit, haha
The stone-hearted He Ningyu, ho ho ho ho
The description is so funny, my toes are scratching the ground, I can already feel the embarrassment.
Hahahaha, bastard, look directly at me!
This copywriting is very Jinjiang style, claws
Isn't the savings of several hundred million enough to provide medical treatment to the elderly in the future?
Isn't the savings of several hundred million enough to provide medical treatment to the elderly in the future?