Coming soon 1: Little Taotie Is Working Hard at Farming Today Too
Coming soon 2: Buy a Husband to Farm With
Completed campus novel: After My Archenemy Became My White Moonlight. Please add it to your favorites!
Blurb:
A sickly, lazy beauty bottom x a foolish, hardworking, straightforward top
His golden finger is sunflower seeds containing spiritual power.
To protect the base in the apocalypse, Ji Feng blew up his spiritual power and wiped out a horde of zombies.
Before dying, all he wished for was to become a lazy fish in his next life, with endless sunflower seeds to snack on.
When he opened his eyes again, he had transmigrated into the body of a useless village boy.
He was coveted by the village bully, looked down on by his fiance's family, and chased around by a fool calling him his wife.
His reputation ruined, he was forced to attend the village school for lessons in how to be a proper husband.
None of this could stop him from lying flat, but he kept being forced to get up.
When a local bully took advantage of his sickly condition, he turned the tables and made the man submit, calling him ancestor.
The villagers envied his beauty and spread rumors about him and the fool. Seeing how tall the fool was, he decided to take him on as a henchman.
The villagers said he was poor and stupid, selling a jin of sunflower seeds for twenty taels.
But when war broke out and the people were displaced, they finally learned that sunflower seeds weren't just delicious, they could save lives too.
--Surrounded by enemy troops and facing a stalemate with their food supplies exhausted, Ji Feng had the soldiers munch sunflower seeds at the front lines. They chatted and spat out the shells, crushing the enemy's morale.
But no one expected the fool to charge into battle in full armor, terrifying the enemy into retreating.
"How deceitful! He's actually the fearsome crown prince!"
After the battle, Ji Feng looked at the man radiating murderous intent and narrowed his eyes. "You're the cruel, lecherous crown prince known as the God of Death?"
The latter clenched his fists until his knuckles turned red. "Don't believe rumors or spread them."
The man then asked nervously, "Will you come with me?"
Ji Feng smiled. "Why should I go with you? Aren't sunflower seeds delicious?"
Bonus scene:
Everyone knew the crown prince was ruthless, cold, and heartless.
One night,
The crown prince held Ji Feng's hand against his chest and said miserably, "I'm really not the God of Death. I'm soft and cuddly."
Ji Feng retreated to the corner and faced the wall in remorse. He had actually raised the terrifying crown prince into an idiot...
Reader's notes:
1. No childbirth, and the leads are both pure.
2. I'll shell sunflower seeds for you all. Please add the book to your favorites~
3. Sunflower seeds are the golden finger and can restore spiritual power.
Next book: Little Taotie Is Working Hard to Eat Today Too
Bai Li was adopted by a cultivation sect, but because his aptitude was terrible, he was bullied and abandoned outside a secret realm.
Just before he starved to death, a steamed bun popped out of the secret realm.
Reborn into a new life, he gathered his courage and decided to enter the secret realm to repay his benefactor.
*
The secret realm was sealed away from countless monsters and demons, all waiting for food like starving ghosts.
At last, a bean-sprout of a boy arrived.
They swarmed him, baring their claws and fangs. "Food! Eat him!"
Bai Li had never once eaten his fill. Before he could even tremble in fear, his stomach growled.
He choked out a frightened cry: "I'm hungry too, but...you all look delicious..."
Only then did the monsters and demons realize he was a little Taotie!
They immediately scattered in every direction, shouting, "Little ancestor, don't eat me!"
Bai Li looked at the stretches of barren mountains, rubbed his hollow stomach, and asked cautiously, "Could you help me farm?"
The monsters and demons trembled and nodded hurriedly.
*
All kinds of food were always left in front of the demon lord Ji Buyan's door, mostly white steamed buns.
At last, he got fed up, turned into an evil spirit, and appeared to scare the little brat.
But Bai Li just smiled shyly. "You finally came out. So you really do like white steamed buns."
Ji Buyan: "..."
*
Years later, the cultivation sects opened the secret realm so their disciples could train.
The elders repeatedly warned them: "The secret realm is barren and the demons are dangerous. Don't take unnecessary risks."
But after the disciples entered, they found a paradise on earth.
A peerlessly beautiful person was directing the monsters and demons in a sweet voice as they diligently swung their hoes.
Bai Li turned to look at his familiar enemies and woke the drooling monster from its nap.
He smiled. "The food is here. We can have something better to eat today~"
PS:
1. The bottom doesn't look good at first because he can't get enough to eat. Later, once he's well fed, he gradually regains his peerless beauty.
2. A sweet, silly bottom who is vengeful toward outsiders x a carefree, easygoing big shot from the demon realm.
3. Farming with monsters in the early part, then leaving the secret realm and leveling up in a feel-good adventure later.
Coming soon 2: Buy a Husband to Farm With. Please add it to your favorites~
Su Yi was a spoiled village boy. After his parents died unexpectedly, his life took a sharp turn for the worse.
His sister-in-law pitied him for being frail and alone, so she arranged a marriage for him.
That night, he dreamed about what would happen after the wedding.
At first, the man treated him well. Later, once he became rich and successful, he took three wives and four concubines and complained that Su Yi couldn't bear him a son.
Su Yi woke up from the dream in a rage, only to see his sister-in-law looking worried as she asked whether he was feeling better.
But then he unexpectedly heard her thoughts: This pretty little thing should still fetch a higher price. I could sell him for more money.
Ignoring his relatives' objections, Su Yi went to the black market that very day and bought a slave.
He heard the slaves' thoughts. They were either lewd or thought he looked weak and easy to bully.
Only one man was crouched in the corner, expressionless and without a single thought in his mind.
That's the one. If I'm buying someone, I might as well get a handsome one.
His relatives and neighbors saw Su Yi buy a tall man and said he had no shame, buying himself a man. They warned him not to let a wolf into his house.
As it turned out, that man was so capable that people were green with envy.
He could hunt in the mountains, work the fields, and do everything well.
In the end, he even wore Su Yi out in bed.
After they married, the man still barely spoke. But every time they did that, his ears turned red as he gazed at Su Yi with pursed lips.
- I want more. Will Xiao Yi give me some?
A sweet-tempered, hotheaded bottom x a quiet top who can do everything
Childbirth, childbirth!!
Purely domestic village life, everyday country living
Theme: If you want to live your own life, then set out!
Fang Sijun is the most pitiable
It's so funny that my wife is disgusted by my poor job.
My brother was blackened out from a piece of white paper. It was not to whitewash him. He was indeed involved in human trafficking later on and it was indeed bad. I just feel a bit pity for that Tuanzi who studied hard when he was young.
That is to say, my brother is somewhat unlucky.
I enjoyed reading this article, this is how you should treat scum, benevolence, justice and morality are of no use.
Finished with flowers, it looks great!
Finish scattering flowers and say something silently. Why do I feel that Fang Sijun is the worst in the whole story?
Why do I feel that Ji Feng is the original person? I said before that he had a fever and seemed to have lost a soul. That soul may have gone to the apocalypse and now his soul is intact.
Good guy, Changlin scared me away.
Will Dabao come back (╥ω╥`)