[My next novel, "Gravity Comes Late [Marriage Before Love]," is open for bookmarks. TvT]
A gossip account posted a private message:
"Hey, Gossip Insider, I'm in the industry and have a huge scoop for you. You know that sweetest couple in showbiz, the one at the top of the CP Super Topic rankings? They're actually completely fake. They only got married to cover up their company's scandal. Just wait and see. They'll announce their divorce before the end of the year. You can quote me: if they don't get divorced, I'll wash my hair upside down."
The post was instantly mocked.
"Here's a joke: Si He and Xu Hetian are fake. Even my dog wouldn't believe it."
"So everything looks fake to you, huh? I recommend checking out the rational analysis and evidence compilation in their Super Topic before you talk."
"What a big claim. If you're in the industry, then I'm the person sharing a pillow with Tian Zuo Zhi He!"
A week later, the hashtag #SiHeXuHetianDivorce exploded on the trending list.
Netizens: …
#ThanksForAskingMyFaceHasNeverHurtThisMuch#
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Not long after their divorce, the two were invited to appear on the variety show "We're Divorced." The gossip hounds came flocking, eager to find out what had happened.
Question: "Why did you choose to divorce?"
Si He packed her things to move, then answered softly, "We were both too busy with work. We hardly saw each other."
Xu Hetian hid his bare ring finger and gave the official answer: "Our personalities were incompatible. We parted on good terms."
By the end of the show, they were still smiling, shaking hands, saying goodbye, and wishing each other luck in finding true love.
Netizens: All right! You really were fake!
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Later, the crew of "Divorced" made an unannounced follow-up visit. Xu Hetian opened the door bare-chested. The camera panned, revealing women's belongings scattered throughout the villa.
The comments exploded: Emperor Xu already has a new lover?!
Before anyone could analyze further, the bedroom door opened, and Si He, wearing an oversized men's shirt, stormed out in a huff. "Xu Hetian, if you throw your ring around again, I really will divorce you!"
Xu Hetian shushed the camera, then turned and coaxed her into the room in a gentle voice. "I was just afraid it might hurt you..."
Netizens: ??? Weren't you supposed to be too busy and parting on good terms?
#Wait, I need to check whether the show is called Divorced or Married#
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A little skit:
One day, Si He got into the mood for acting and wailed pitifully, "So it was all fake! You don't love me at all! You were just playing along!"
Xu Hetian shot her a sidelong glance and said coolly, "Say that again with your hand on your belly."
Si He, a very pregnant woman: QAQ
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The truth was fake, but my love for you wasn't.
The sweetest [Emperor] [Actress] couple in showbiz put on an acting showdown from beginning to end.
The secret behind the sweetest couple in showbiz getting back together, breaking up again, and getting back together once more (?).
------"Cosmic Uncontrollability [Marriage Before Love]"------
Eight years after graduating high school, Yu Ling finally attended a class reunion. Zhou Weixi happened to be there too.
The reunion of former lovers is always exciting for onlookers, but the two of them acted like strangers the whole time, without even meeting each other's eyes.
At the end of dinner, Yu Ling picked up her glass and downed it, then reached out to make peace with Zhou Weixi. "We were young and foolish back then. Let's put the past behind us."
Zhou Weixi gave a soft laugh, folded his arms over his chest, and leaned back lazily against the sofa. His tone was anything but warm.
"Sorry, I'm naturally too narrow-minded to let it go."
Yu Ling immediately withdrew her hand and said they should simply go their separate ways. She never expected to wake up in the same bed the next day.
Yu Ling: "..."
Yu Ling: "Let's pretend this never happened."
Zhou Weixi picked up his shirt from the floor and put it on. Standing at the foot of the bed, he buttoned it while looking down at her.
As he fastened the buttons one by one, he covered the scratches on his chest and neck. It really did look as if nothing had happened.
"Fine, Yu Ling. You've got guts." Zhou Weixi was nearly laughing with anger. His words were almost vicious. "You'd better hope I never run into you again."
Yu Ling thought, I couldn't ask for anything better.
Yet a month later, after going through three layers of connections, Yu Ling got Zhou Weixi's number.
The man's voice was as cool as ever. "Didn't I tell you not to contact me again?"
She paused for two seconds. "I'm pregnant."
Zhou Weixi fell silent.
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They married in a flash, got their marriage certificates, met the parents, held a wedding, thanked their guests, and went on their honeymoon... Everything happened in a rush. Yu Ling and Zhou Weixi became husband and wife in name, yet had to pretend to be deeply in love so their families wouldn't worry.
Then, all of a sudden, the pregnancy disappeared from the picture.
"Sign it. I have a date later."
Yu Ling handed him the divorce agreement, glancing at her watch with a calm expression.
Click. The car doors locked, sealing them in a cramped space.
Zhou Weixi tore up the agreement without batting an eye and cornered her.
"Last time you said to pretend it never happened. Now you say you want a divorce. Everything is always up to you, Yu Ling. What do you take me for?"
"It's not a big deal." His hand settled at her waist, his tone dangerous and suggestive. "If there's no baby, we'll make one."
"One day, two days... six months. You'll never escape my grasp for the rest of your life."
Theme: True love can overcome anything.
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Why is it not popular? Author. I have read two articles by this author. Why is it not popular?
Oh my God, this is actually the first article. Before waiting for the reunion of Archer and Ayun, I finished following the story of Xiao Hemiao and Xu Best Actor. At first, I thought I could see a side story of Brother Bai and Sister Xiao Jiang. If you have a chance, can you make up for it? Or you can start a new one
The word crush is so charming
Woohoo, it looks so good but I really want to cry.
I want to see Baek Won and the others ah ah ah ah ah ah
I can't get enough of the deputy cp! ! ! I like them both so much TvT
Can you write a little more about the deputy cp?
??? It's so pretty! It's so pretty! ! Add to the harvest!
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