After My Archenemy Became My One True Love

Xi Zhuo had an online friend who was his unrequited love. After he confessed, the other person vanished without a trace.

From then on, he devoted himself to his studies and had no interest in romance, until a transfer student named Bian Su joined his school.

Xi Zhuo and this guy were natural enemies, completely incompatible. They not only fought, but Xi Zhuo also played a prank that scared him unconscious and sent him to the hospital.

Gradually, Xi Zhuo's diary filled up with entries about Bian Su.

-They were just about to throw down, when they were forced to perform a morning exercise routine in front of everyone instead!! (There goes my good name. I hate this!)

-Aaaah! That bastard Bian Su is actually my online friend Yu'er! Girls change so much as they grow up, but I never imagined the gender would change too!

Fighting feels great in the moment, but chasing your wife afterward is hell!

Ten years later

Xi Zhuo is a domineering CEO and a total nutcase in public, but a happy, goofy lunatic in private. Then the contents of his diary are exposed online, setting off a frenzy over the "Zhuo Yu" CP.

Bian Su looks at the diary, perfectly calm.jpg: "You said we were incompatible by birth, natural enemies?"

Xi Zhuo blinks. "Well, you've got me wrapped around your finger."

Bian Su smiles.jpg: "That bastard Bian Su?"

Xi Zhuo: "It means Xi Zhuo and Bian Su."

I'll gladly be a husky for love. Turns out I'm the bastard!

Bonus scene:

Charity press conference

Xi Zhuo, speaking eloquently onstage: "Rooted in China, with our eyes on the world, let love blossom in every corner of the globe."

Bian Su, painting all over the world: "Could you stop chasing me around?"

Xi Zhuo, looking pitiful: "If I don't keep close, you'll run off again. Who else am I supposed to go after?"

Later, Bian Su earns the nickname "God of Wealth." Netizens discover that wherever Bian Su goes, the Xi family's money soon follows.

The recipient is initially a cold, tough fighter, and later a cool, low-key painter (Bian Su, pronounced like "bian su," meaning "changing speed").

The seme is a gentleman on the outside, fierce underneath, and occasionally a goofball (Xi Zhuo, with Zhuo pronounced in the second tone).

Reader's Guide:

1. The story is told equally from both the seme's and the recipient's perspectives.

2. Both are each other's only partner.

Coming soon: The Ice-Cold Beauty Reincarnates as a Greasy Seme

A Flower City smut writer in reality, but a pure-hearted system seme in Jinjiang * aloof, occasionally short-tempered programmer recipient

Sang Xue is a genius programmer who, after dying, gets bound to the "Greasy Cannon Fodder Seme" System and transmigrates into a novel.

He takes one look and is shocked.

"Why is the whole cover pixelated?"

The System replies mechanically: "Purify smut, build a better Jinjiang."

Sang Xue struggles to adapt to his role. Whenever he shows signs of going out of character, the System punishes him with electric shocks, then personally demonstrates how to play the part of a weakling.

So all kinds of domineering, greasy, and sleazy video clips and quotes play on repeat in Sang Xue's mind. But every profession has its own tricks, and he just can't get the hang of it.

The System sneers: "Dumb as a chicken."

Sang Xue slaps the table. "Insult me again and I'll infect your code with a virus!"

The System thinks seriously for a moment. "My source code is already a smut virus from Flower City. Feel free to study it some more."

Sang Xue covers his ears, feeling thoroughly corrupted.

After working hard, Sang Xue gradually adapts to his role as a greasy cannon-fodder seme, and the System starts to act a little strange.

When Sang Xue glares with red-rimmed eyes and grabs someone by the chin: "Give me your life."

The System comments: "That line is outdated in a society governed by the rule of law."

When Sang Xue sees a slim waist and a perky backside, he gets into character in seconds, his voice turning hoarse.

The System asks quietly: "Want some 999 brand cold medicine?"

When he gazes deeply at someone, preparing to pin them against the wall, the System suddenly takes human form and pins him to the wall instead.

Sang Xue's gaze turns cold. "What exactly are you trying to do?"

The System's earlobes turn red, and its eyes dart away. "A live demonstration!"

Theme: Your one true love has always been you.