Mid-Autumn Festival: A Mooncake Story

I'm no good at writing parodies, so just treat this as an ordinary, lighthearted romantic comedy and give it a casual read.

P.S. Auntie Baidu told me that the earliest recorded use of the word “mooncake” was in a book from the Southern Song. Before that, mooncakes were called palace cakes or moon rounds, or something like that. But legends about mooncakes go back further, so people in the Northern Song may have called them “mooncakes” too, though the cakes back then weren't like the ones we have today. Anyway, let's not get hung up on it...

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