To live to a ripe old age and avoid dying young again, Zhongyuan Rin starts playing all kinds of bizarre roles with the help of the Wish System:
A timid boy who can slay curses with a single swing using breathing techniques; a calamity god who takes commissions for just five yuan; a disabled, white-haired young man who always carries Misaka clones around; a dedicated, money-loving Zoldyck assassin...
Before long, sorcerers keep having their kills stolen; the Detective Agency's commissions plummet; Europe's underworld is in turmoil; and the liquor company gains a new bona fide member...
Zhongyuan Rin: My big brother told me to take my work seriously. I have a lot on my plate, but I can handle it (clenches fist).
Itadori/Kunikida/Dazai/Gin: Stop it! We're going to lose our jobs!!!
P.S. 1. OOC, seriously OOC. If you can't stand it, click away.
2. Lots of headcanons.
3. I'll add more if I think of anything, probably.
4. No one ever finds out his real identity. Updates every other day.
5. Hope you enjoy reading.
6. The next story I'll open for pre-orders is The Strongest in the Jujutsu World Wants to Kidnap the Black-Haired Beauty.
After
Ah, this... Is the beautiful cat next door Hui's mother?
Why do I feel like the system is useless? The body used by the host to resurrect has been stolen. The system didn't even respond?
Maki herself is also demolishing her home, so Zenitsu, don't be careless!
Since when did Dazai have a wallet?
Um? Not red eyes?
2 O'clock. Is this a real chapter word count?
I won't accept any transaction with less than ten jjb!!
Orange cat? Surprisingly, there is no sense of violation.
For the dignity of singles, no cp is fine!
Press the paw, hahaha, so cute