(I drew the cover myself: a green-tea uke)
A deceptively innocent, flirtatious uke x a haughty, aloof top-tier star and actor seme
996 wage slave Cai Yichen can't stand rising top-tier star Qi Zhan. If he doesn't trash him at least once a day, he feels awful!
He commented that Qi Zhan's new song was awful and out of tune, and his comment was immediately pushed to the top.
Qi Zhan's fans had been fed up with him for ages. They swarmed him, dug up his personal information, and even uncovered some candid photos.
Big, watery eyes, so sweet and adorable...
"He's so good-looking! I hereby declare that everything he says is right!"
"This comment can't possibly have been posted by this cutie, right? His account must have been hacked!"
Things got stranger and stranger. Qi Zhan recognized him as his number one anti-fan, and posted a sarcastic comment: "You could make your debut."
Cai Yichen immediately replied: "Sorry, I didn't mean to hate on you, bro. I was studying alone at one of the world's top three universities, lonely and miserable, and went down the wrong path. Your suggestion that I make my debut has suddenly given me a sense of purpose and direction in life."
The trending topic shot up like a rocket: [Why is Qi Zhan forcing an ordinary person to debut? Why are this couple fighting like this?]
From then on, Cai Yichen shamelessly rode Qi Zhan's coattails, making heart signs at him in public. In private, he went for the jugular: "Who does he think he is?"
Qi Zhan: "You're pretty good at this, little thing."
Cai Yichen's carefully crafted image fell apart when people dug up the fact that he came from the countryside, his original name was Cai Queque, and he'd even studied northeastern folk comedy. The backlash was immediate!
Qi Zhan was asked about Cai Queque again. "I know him. He's my wife now."
During Cai Queque's livestream, fans flooded the comments with Qi Zhan's words.
He scoffed: "Don't listen to my ex-husband's bullshit. I'm fabulous all by myself."
As soon as he finished speaking, someone yanked him to his feet. Sharp-eyed fans cried out: "Is that Qi Zhan? Is that Qi Zhan? Is that Qi Zhan?"
Then, indescribable sounds came from the livestream. They could just make out Qi Zhan panting softly: "Cai Queque, spread your legs."
That night, Rookie Post Station (Cai Niao Yi Zhan) shot to the top of the trending list.
The solo fans cursed and grumbled while offering tearful congratulations. The CP fans beamed with triumph: "Guys, how are you not shipping them? I'm losing my mind over this!"
Theme: Face every hardship and obstacle, and bravely pursue truth, goodness, and beauty
