The Villain Boss's Cannon-Fodder Husband

Once upon a time, there was a handsome young man named Murong Yan. He had just transmigrated into a book, and he was already a little kidney deficient.

Staring at the young prince who had said to him, "Thirty years east of the river, thirty years west of the river. Don't bully a poor young man," he couldn't help shivering again.

When he thought about how the prince would have him skinned alive, he was moved to tears. What kind of trash novel was this?!

In the original story, the Murong Yan with the same name was a prime minister who was unworthy of his position. He slept with other men's wives and daughters, wiped out entire families, dug up ancestral graves, and cut off family lines. He did every evil thing imaginable, while refusing to do anything a decent person would do.

The original Murong Yan's fate: "The prime minister's body was flayed into six hundred and forty pieces, then soaked in a wine vat. He could neither live nor die..."

Murong Yan while reading the book: Wow, that's... exciting.

After transmigrating into it: Ha. So I'm the clown here.

When Murong Yan first transmigrated into this body, it was weak. He could barely walk steadily, his legs kept cramping, and he needed Liu Wei Di Huang Wan pills to stay alive.

What rotten luck, transmigrating into a terrible book like this!

Luckily, the System he was bound to was pretty "reliable". It brought him a modern department store: a first floor with a work area, a second floor selling cosmetics, perfume, and jewelry, a third floor for clothes and bags, and a fourth floor dedicated to sports equipment and electronics. It was packed with all kinds of goods.

Fortunately, the Son of Fortune, the overpowered male lead Long Aotian, was still herding cattle in some unknown backwater.

Unfortunately, he ran into the villainous big boss before he had turned evil. In the original story, the villain had a scene where he killed Murong Yan: "Every day after returning from court, the first thing he did was gouge out a piece of his flesh. He soaked the wound in wine, making it sting and burn.

By the time he died, six hundred and forty pieces of flesh had been gouged from his body. He was pickled alive in a wine vat for six hundred and forty days, suffering every day more than death itself."

Murong Yan: I'll lie flat. I'll be laid-back. I'll be a lazy fish. I'll pack up and leave with the cash!

The old emperor, who was still alive: The prime minister has great foresight. Even when Mount Tai collapses before him, he remains unruffled. A true paragon of dignity!

His fellow officials: The dragon appears in the field, the hidden dragon should not be used, the flying dragon soars in the heavens. What scheme is this guy cooking up now? We must strike first!

The adopted son he got for free: My godfather is the best dad in the world!

The future villainous big boss, still a young boy: The prime minister is wonderful, the prime minister is marvelous, the prime minister is the only one. I need to find a chance to get the prime minister to give me a massage.

The male lead, Long Aotian: I'm going to herd cattle for the rest of my life. No one will ever find me!

System: The good times are still ahead. Just enjoy your luck while you can.

Bonus scene

When he first transmigrated into this unbelievably handsome body, Murong Yan was incredibly curious about it. So he couldn't help exploring the body of this handsome man in strict detail.

Just then, the future debauched tyrant, who hadn't yet turned evil, suddenly appeared by his bed and stared at him with eyes full of curiosity. Who knew how much he had seen... Murong Yan was scared stiff. But since they were both men, he figured the other guy would understand. He thought that was the end of it.

One day, the debauched tyrant came to discuss affairs of state with him again. Suddenly, he lay down on Murong Yan's bed, stretched out his legs, and spread them apart.

"I am tired from reviewing memorials today. I saw that you had a good technique the other day. Come give me a massage."

As it turned out, the debauched tyrant was still an innocent, straight-laced virgin at the time. He had never had a plane, and when he saw the prime minister pleasuring himself through his clothes, his expression had looked so blissful and entranced. He thought it was much like massaging one's temples.

At a loss, Murong Yan backed away, ready to bolt. The emperor suddenly pulled his hand forward... and it landed right on something that was both hard and soft.

Murong Yan quickly pulled his hand away. "Absolutely not!" Then he took a deep breath and fled through the door.

He had worked so hard to build a good relationship between ruler and subject. He couldn't corrupt the emperor and lead him down the path of debauchery. That would be a terrible sin, and neither of the two villains would have a happy ending.

A lazy, lie-flat, don't-care bottom × a black-hearted, loyal top who gets led astray every day

Theme: Roll up your sleeves and work hard. There's no obstacle in life that can't be overcome.