She’s So Cute, I’m Dizzy

Silly blurb: The first time he saw the little fairy, she was wearing a bright red cheongsam, carrying a huge purple umbrella, and sporting an orange-red wig. She turned to look at him, her blue contact lenses framing eyes that curved into a lovely smile. Later, Bai Yi learned that she had been cosplaying. The young master, who had known little about anime and manga since childhood, asked his cousin, then in the throes of his chuunibyou phase, for advice for the first time: What should he keep in mind when chatting with a girl who was into anime and manga? His cousin eagerly passed on everything he knew. Later, Bai Yi added the little fairy on WeChat, and the first thing he sent her was: "Hey, hey, dost thou also despise this laughable world, as do I?" A long silence. The little fairy: ...? At that moment, the young master felt like a complete idiot. - (The blurb was written on a whim, hahaha, don't take it completely seriously.) - Coming soon: My Competitive Couple (Note: The game featured is Honor of Kings. This is not a professional gaming or esports novel.) - Blurb 1: One night, Shi Qian sent his best friend a message on WeChat: "Yingying definitely likes me." His friend, woken from sleep: "Why?" Shi Qian: "We played a game this afternoon. She went to help mid gank four times, helped the marksman gank six times, but she came to my solo lane a whole twelve times! If she doesn't like me, what else could it mean?" His friend: "...Is it possible she just wanted to steal your minions?" Impossible. Absolutely impossible. Blurb 2: In the final half hour of the monthly leaderboard race, Shi Qian queued for a ranked game, hoping to secure his national top ranking with Ma Chao. But the enemy jungler was exceptionally fierce. Shi Qian spent the entire game stuck in the solo lane, and his teammates surrendered at six minutes, earning a Defeat. His performance score went down instead of up. It looked like his national top ranking with Ma Chao was out of reach this month. Ready to throw in the towel, he queued up for one more game with the time he had left. As luck would have it, the enemy jungler from the previous game was on his team this time, so Shi Qian got to witness another massacre, this time at the hands of his former opponent. The game ended at six minutes again, but this time it was the other team that surrendered. Thanks. His national top ranking was suddenly secure again. Everyone in the community knew that Qian was the top solo laner on the national server. He never played in a premade team, always solo-queuing, yet he could gain the upper hand and dominate his lane with any hero. He never cared whether the support followed him, whether the mage came to help the side lane, or whether the jungler came to gank. He could often take the first tower faster than the marksman, then proactively ask to switch lanes. Everyone thought he would always be an impossibly badass lone wolf. Then one day, everyone noticed that Qian had started duo-queuing on his livestream! Later, everyone saw that Qian, who usually couldn't be bothered to communicate in game, was practically wearing out the voice line for "Requesting jungler support"!! Finally, everyone was astonished to realize that the pro jungler duo-queuing with Qian was actually a girl!!! Theme: Be happy and cute every day