What should you do if you transmigrate into the heroine of a tragic romance with a happy ending, only to face a male lead who is about to slap you, force you to kneel and apologize, take your kidney, and finally force you to bear a child before you die young?
Su Qianwei: A Rebound Talisman costs 9.9. I'll send him straight to the afterlife.
And so...
When Qin Xiao tried to slap her for his first love, his elbow swung around and he slapped himself into a severe case of facial paralysis.
When Qin Xiao forced her to kneel and apologize to his first love, his knees went weak, and he ended up on his knees in front of her, sobbing uncontrollably.
Su Qianwei: Isn't your first love still short a kidney? Want me to cut mine out for her?
Qin Xiao: ...Can I keep my own kidneys?
Su Qianwei smiled faintly. What do you think?
Qin Xiao flew into a rage. You're a poisonous woman!
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Not long after, Su Qianwei's secret identity was exposed: she was a renowned master of the occult. Her talismans were worth their weight in gold, and people everywhere adored her.
A top-tier movie star called out to her on Weibo every day, begging her to take him as a disciple.
A leading scientist boosted her rankings, hoping only to get her to tell his fortune.
The scion of a billionaire family showered her with money, filling her livestream with virtual airships.
Qin Xiao grew jealous and bitterly regretted his actions. He found her and said tenderly, Baby, I was wrong before. Forgive me and come home with me, okay?
Su Qianwei: Well, that depends on whether my good disciple agrees.
Her good disciple drew his sword, his expression icy as he pointed it at Qin Xiao's forehead. Only over my dead body!
Qin Xiao: ...
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Reader's guide:
1. A story where he tries to win her back but fails, with a silly, lighthearted, feel-good heroine.
2. There is a couple, but the male lead isn't Qin Xiao. The love interest is a younger wolfish type: sweet and obedient in front of the heroine, ruthless and nasty to everyone else.
Theme: Be self-reliant and defy fate.