Cheng Yu is a socially anxious artist who transmigrates into a novel he stayed up all night reading.
The plot is painfully clichéd and melodramatic. The only reason he kept reading was that the main villain had the exact same name as his dead husband, who had abandoned his wife and child.
Cheng Yu finally sleeps easy after seeing the villain get into a car accident and suffer through a debilitating illness. But when he wakes up, he and his son are in the book.
Qiuqiu thinks his dad has taken him on a fun outing and is thrilled.
Cheng Yu, however, clutches his three-year-old son and sobs. His 300-square-meter house! The mortgage he just paid off!
Qiuqiu pats his dad comfortingly and decides to find him a job. Thanks to Qiuqiu's efforts, they make it through the auditions for a parenting variety show.
He has a job now, but Cheng Yu is even more overwhelmed. He has to be on camera! Seeing the hopeful look in his son's eyes, he steels himself. Fine, he'll do it. Everyone dies someday...
With Cheng Yu and his son on the show, it becomes an instant hit!
The two gain countless fans, and Qiuqiu even starts handing out matchmaking cards on the show to find his dad a partner.
Qiuqiu has only two requirements: Be good to Dad, and live longer than him. No one should die before Qiuqiu and Dad again.
Fu Xin, head of the Fu family, disappeared for a year three years ago and came back with amnesia.
Now he's taking his nephew to appear as a guest on an episode of the parenting show The Little Ones Are Here.
Before even meeting someone in person, he falls for one of the people on the show after watching the livestream.
But the one he has his eye on is a widower with a three-year-old child.
Looking at that face, Fu Xin decides that maybe a widower isn't so bad after all.
Cheng Yu is so angry he could faint. Not only has his husband, dead for three years, shown up alive and well, he's even pretending to have amnesia.
But before he can do anything, Qiuqiu secretly puts on a mock funeral for Fu Xin that very night, complete with a funeral basin.
Dad's dead husband was better off hanging on the wall. Stay dead, far away from us.
Cheng Yu: ???
Fu Xin: Wait, this is actually possible? I get a beautiful wife and an adorable kid!
P.S. Cover template by the wonderful artist at bs, with thanks.
--Coming soon: Bound to a Crime System, I Get a Happy Ending with My Nemesis
As a top student at the drama academy, Bai Chenyu never imagined that the Crime System would come knocking.
The System says he's a born villain, the source of all evil.
Bai Chenyu isn't convinced, but the situation is absurdly real: he instinctively knows how to pick locks, spot fake IDs, and make counterfeit money by hand, among other criminal skills.
His nemesis, Xie Yuan, is the upright one according to the System, a rising star in show business who'll win award after award as soon as he debuts. They're polar opposites: one is a huge star, the other so obscure you couldn't dig him out with a shovel.
They're auditioning for the same role right now, and according to the plot, Xie Yuan is supposed to get it.
But this time, at the System's suggestion, Bai Chenyu heads straight for a different audition room.
Who says a villain can't win Best Actor? Bai Chenyu can.
The way he plays a murderer is enough to make every child watching the screen burst into tears.
His ruthless, decisive portrayal of a robber sends chills through countless viewers.
Even stranger, every time he plays a role, the police summon him for questioning.
Bai Chenyu is speechless. He's a model citizen!
Is it his fault that his criminal roles are so convincing?
2. News of Bai Chenyu's death at the hands of a fugitive barely makes a ripple. Only a handful of people attend his funeral.
Xie Yuan skips the awards ceremony where he's set to receive the Best Actor Grand Slam, buying a single flower and visiting the man he secretly loves.
Looking at Bai Chenyu's carefree smile on the headstone, Xie Yuan thinks he's as cruel as ever, not giving him even the slightest chance.
When he wakes again, Xie Yuan has returned to his senior year of college. He sees the fiery young man full of life, laughing and chatting with someone else.
3. Bai Chenyu thinks Xie Yuan has been looking at him strangely lately. They've never gotten along, and he worries the other man will pull a dirty trick and ruin his image with his fans.
So Bai Chenyu threatens him first: "Watch what you say, or I'll expose the time you got drunk and stole a kiss from me."
Xie Yuan immediately opens the Weibo editor. "I'll post it myself."
Bai Chenyu: ???
P.S. Inspired by the old crime-and-System trope. Modern fictional setting. Both leads are good people. The top is reborn, and the bottom has a special advantage.
--Coming soon: The Big Shot's Brother Who Died Young in a Period Novel
Also known as Nine Zero: The Tide Comes in Time
One moment, Su Sui is wondering whether his company's CEO is interested in him.
The next, he's back thirty years in the past, the nominal younger brother of the CEO as a young man.
No wonder the CEO always treated him differently. He looked like the CEO's younger brother, who died young.
That puts Su Sui at ease. Sure, he's dirt poor now, but as long as he clings to the big shot and doesn't do anything stupid, his future is bright.
They're both only eighteen. Su Sui's rebellious desire to drop out makes the big shot slam the door and start swinging his belt.
Su Sui's mind flashes through different ways to beg for mercy. Before he can try any of them, the other man darkly wraps the belt around his wrists, pulls down his pants, and presses him down.
"If you skip school and let someone trick you into taking a job again, I'll fuck you to death."
Su Sui: ???
Wasn't he supposed to be the younger brother? No one said he was a lover-brother!
P.S. The two leads are not related by blood and aren't registered in the same household. There is no original owner. The bottom transmigrates and has experienced memory loss.
Theme: Listen with your heart, and use the internet to spread love and strength.
How should I say, should I be glad that this Sheng Qi is a good person? [Laughing and crying] I actually didn't like him the moment he appeared on the scene. He talked to himself and was rude.
This ended up just like a joke
Chengsheng[Glasses][Glasses], is Dabao the cub of the Sheng family in this world?
I want to continue watching Qiuqiu, my Qiuqiu treasure [kiss]
Squat extra! Extra! ! [Milk tea][Milk tea]
This is the end [crying] [crying] [crying] It's not enough. This is the shortest short story I've ever read [crying] [crying] I thought it was tens of feet long
[Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl [Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl [Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl
What, it's over? Not enough
"[His destiny" is a huge thorn in the side of the author~
How should I say, should I be glad that this Sheng Qi is a good person? [Laughing and crying] I actually didn't like him the moment he appeared on the scene. He talked to himself and was rude.
This ended up just like a joke
Chengsheng[Glasses][Glasses], is Dabao the cub of the Sheng family in this world?
[Purple sugar]kswl[Purple sugar]kswl[Purple sugar]kswl
I want to continue watching Qiuqiu, my Qiuqiu treasure [kiss]
Squat extra! Extra! ! [Milk tea][Milk tea]
This is the end [crying] [crying] [crying] It's not enough. This is the shortest short story I've ever read [crying] [crying] I thought it was tens of feet long
[Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl [Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl [Orange candy] I got it [Purple sugar] kswl
What, it's over? Not enough
"[His destiny" is a huge thorn in the side of the author~