My Goofy Master Worries I'll Die Every Day

[A cute, fluffy, silly sweet story with no angst] On Mount Fuhua stands an exiled Sword Immortal, alone and untouched by worldly dust. That is Bai Yi, Shi Rong's master. But only Shi Rong knows that he's really a ridiculous, annoying goof who spends all day saying nonsensical things. On the night of Shi Rong's sixteenth birthday, he got so drunk he could barely stand, and kept tugging at her hair again and again. He wasn't lamenting how fast she was growing, but crying because she would die so young. Tears streaming down his face, he wailed, "Rong, if you leave me, how's your poor, lonely old master supposed to go on living..." Shi Rong, who was perfectly alive: "???" What is wrong with you? Bai Yi glimpsed the Heavenly Dao and learned that his beloved disciple, Shi Rong, was destined to be a cannon-fodder character. Once she met the protagonist and supporting cast, there was an eighty percent chance she wouldn't survive three minutes. And she was reckless by nature, always choosing the most dangerous thing to do. Bai Yi was worried sick every day. He wouldn't let her go down the mountain, and kept muttering, "I'll give you a list. If you ever run into anyone on it, make sure you stay far away. If I'm not there, act meek and save your life first, okay?" Shi Rong: "..." Shi Rong went down the mountain. Not only that, she went alone and challenged the Dragon-Proud Protagonist. One name off the list. When she came back covered in wounds and blood, she saw Bai Yi frozen at the mountain gate and suddenly felt a little guilty. "He kept provoking me again and again. I couldn't help myself..." Bai Yi knew that fate couldn't be defied. Wiping away his tears, he applied medicine to her wounds. "If you have to duel someone again, could you take me with you next time?" Shi Rong was worn down by his tears. "All right..." The master is the male lead. A silly, sweet story~ [Important] The ABO parallel-world extra features an Alpha/Alpha pairing. There are original details: the female Alpha has no reproductive organs, and both characters have the normal anatomy of their respective sexes, plus Alpha pheromones. The main story and the extra are both BG romance. [Down with piracy!] [If you're reading a pirated copy, don't leave comments! Don't leave comments! I can check subscription rates in the author dashboard. Kisses to every reader supporting the official version~] My new story is now open: After Losing Her Memory, She Forced Her Ex to Be Hers Again. Please add it to your favorites! Blurb: After losing her memory, the interstellar drifter Lin Bai binds herself to a game System and enters the game's instance worlds, where she gets handed the villainess script every time. In the first instance world, she's the legitimate daughter of the Prince of Nanliang, with a powerful army at her command. Chi Chuyan, meanwhile, is a lowly companion attendant at the prince's estate, destined to become the powerful minister who will help the future empress rule. The original plot has her set her sights on his good looks. Relying on her status as a princess, she ruins his imperial examinations, destroys his reputation, and harasses him relentlessly. She even resorts to unspeakable methods, forcing him to accompany her into a grove to... Lin Bai gives a little wave. "Oh, no thanks. I'm a good person." But the instant she sees Chi Chuyan, she gets a strange feeling. A strange feeling of clenching her back teeth and making a rock-hard fist. He smiles at her with easy composure, and the ugly, possessive malice in her heart begins to grow uncontrollably. Later, she still lets herself reach out with her claws and locks him in a dungeon. She bites his exposed collarbone and asks coolly, "Who do you belong to?" Chi Chuyan's gaze is deep, but he smiles gently. "You." Lin Bai knows he's lying, so she bites him hard and deep. After doing everything that needs doing, she leaves, abandoning him without a second thought. The villainess's mission is complete. A perfect ending. Lin Bai thinks it's just a little game plot, and that no one will ever bring it up after she returns to the interstellar world. Until one day, she suddenly remembers that before she lost her memory, she had an ex-boyfriend who dumped her. He looked exactly like Chi Chuyan. And now he's come looking for her again. #No wonder I wanted to get my hands on him the moment I saw him. Turns out he was my ex-boyfriend# [Sharp-tongued but soft-hearted silly heroine * seemingly scheming, but actually devoted green tea male lead] Theme: Staying alive is what matters most