If you want to ask what is the most popular thing in StarCraft nowadays, then it is undoubtedly the game live broadcast produced by Eleven Dimension Company. The game produced by Eleven Dimension Company was said to be bug-free until someone appeared, that was Song Kexun!
In the wild ball survival game of Eat Birds, Song Kexun became a weapon insulator. Not only could she not pick up any weapons, but all weapons also avoided her. It was the first time that a game master missed her. Song Kexun demonstrated what it means to win by lying down throughout the whole process.
Wearing the new clothes of the queen of the puzzle game, Song Kexun relied on her devilish aesthetics to really turn the puzzle game into a beautiful girl's dress-up. She changed clothes and ate melon throughout the whole process, and once again performed what it means to win perfectly while lying down.
In the horror game The Secret of the Girls' Dormitory, Song Kexun simply didn't know what fear was. She yawned and stepped on the devil's head. She also accepted the final boss as her younger brother. She ate ice cream and sang while the boss blew her wind, and then she won again.
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At first, people thought it was a problem with the game company.
"Ahhh! Eleventh Dimension Company finally has a bug! Song Kexun is so lucky/bad to encounter such a bug."
Later, the crowd of onlookers passed by Qianfan (Lighting up the cigarette. Jpg).
"It's impossible to have bugs. It's impossible for eleven-dimensional games to have bugs in this life. Huh? What, you said Song Kexun, haha, that's a humanoid bug, a walking gabi, do you understand?"
Song Kexun: Well, well, the game bugs you think are actually the buffs I got by drawing cards in Classic of Mountains and Seas.
--------Small Theater--------
Start:
Song Kexun: Hey, you can't reach the weapon?
Audience: This bug happened. The wooden warehouse battle game cannot win the wooden warehouse and waits for the anchor to be killed.
Later:
Song Kexun: Wow, direct weapon immunity!
Audience: Use bugs to install NPCs to deceive other players? It's a lot of fun, I like it!
Start:
Song Kexun: I thought I was playing a dress-up game.
Audience: Host, are you stupid? This is a puzzle game! All the players who want to be the queen's matchmaker are in jail.
Later:
Song Kexun: Sorry, I applied successfully and solved the puzzle by eating melons.
Audience:... Damn it, Niubi!
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