After Trying Hard to Get Herself Killed, the Goofy Girl Became a Viral Sensation

[A new story in the same genre has just started next door, with regular updates. The blurb is below~] A reporter asks: Miss Yu, could you tell us how you made your comeback and rose back to top-tier star status? Yu Jing: I went on variety shows and attracted hate, then bought my own hate-trending topics after the shows. I post unflattering photos of myself all the time... Am I allowed to say that? * In theory, transmigrating into the body of a celebrity who's notorious across the internet should be a miserable experience. Fortunately, Yu Jing is bound to a retirement System. All she has to do is reach a million antis, and she can take her bonus and retire with honor. So, in order to retire as soon as possible, Yu Jing tries her hardest to ruin herself- On a dating reality show, the couples work together. The other pairings cling to each other, all sweet and affectionate, while Yu Jing sits under a tree, wolfing down sunflower seeds and acting bratty and combative toward her male partner. But once the show ends, Yu Jing becomes famous for her image as "the first celebrity ever to feel like a divorced person." Audience: We've had enough sweet romance. We want something realistic for a change! During a challenge, the other guests are enthusiastic and hardworking on the livestream, while Yu Jing says nothing, lies down on the bed, and immediately falls asleep. The challenge ends, and Yu Jing is so soundly asleep that she lands an endorsement deal with the country's most famous mattress brand. She's famous again. Audience: I've been sleeping badly lately. I could use something soothing to help me sleep! An outdoor team competition begins, and everyone else is eager to show off. Yu Jing looks completely checked out. "Don't look at me. I'm just a pretty vase who knows how to slack off." After slacking off to the very end, Yu Jing proves firsthand that "looking good really can make you money." She becomes famous again anyway. Audience: I've never seen anyone who knows they're beautiful and owns it like this. Sister Yu is a real mudslide in the entertainment industry! No matter what she does, Yu Jing can't ruin herself. She even discovers that she keeps getting more and more famous. She's so busy with appearances and endorsements that even her old anti-fan group has turned into her fan club. Yu Jing: "???" What do you even like about me? I'll change it, okay? [Reader's guide] A no-brain, silly wish-fulfillment romp. Just for fun, so enjoy yourself! (Hugs) New story currently serializing next door, The Boss Lady Got a Black-and-Red Script. Blurb: Chu Jiangyan is a black-and-red star. She has the prettiest face, yet acts like the most disgusting green tea, gathers the most antis, and gets the harshest abuse. Rumor has it she's especially money-hungry and is chasing after a certain CEO because she wants to marry into a rich family. Net worth in the tens of billions, the CEO herself, Chu Jiangyan: "6" * Just as she is about to die from overwork, CEO Chu Jiangyan becomes bound to a System. The System tells her that if she wants to survive, she has to conceal her identity and become a celebrity in the entertainment industry. The System has its own little plan: Concealing your identity means keeping a low profile. Without money-powered tricks, let's see how this supporting actress can defy fate and change her life. But after she enters the industry, the System discovers that... The Chu Group is too powerful. How is it that her family's businesses are everywhere?! Filming a dating show? The villa complex was developed by her. When an accident happens, Chu Jiangyan lifts a female guest with one arm, and even reveals that she owns a home in the villa complex. That very day, she hits number one on the trending list. A flood of netizens switch sides: How is she a green tea? She's clearly my wonderful big sister! System: ... (exhausted) Too many antis? The mastermind behind it all works for her company. Just after Boss Chu finishes cleaning out the pests in her own company, her number-one anti-fan comes clean on Weibo: [Fantastic! Our sugar daddy has fallen! We don't have to force ourselves to hate her anymore! Chu Jiangyan, you're my one and only! Love you!] Sugar daddy: ... (dies with eyes wide open) Riding on others' popularity? Every industry big shot has received her kindness. Before the jealous backlash can even get going, all the big names in the industry publicly pledge their devotion- Top-tier star from a talent show: Big Sis, you can ride on my popularity! Newly crowned Best Actress: I'd love that! Come ride my popularity, darling! Famous director: Forget them. I've got more buzz. Ride on mine! Jealous haters: ... The Chinese entertainment industry is doomed. System: ... My KPIs are doomed. * Green tea, riding on popularity, poor public image... After listing everything, the only piece of dirt from before that's still left is that she threw herself at a CEO. The netizens cautiously ask: Is this confirmed? Why has no one ever denied this one? Before all her online girlfriends can say a word, an official account steps forward to clarify: @ChuGroupV: To clarify, Chu Jiangyan absolutely did not throw herself at a CEO. ...Because she's our CEO. Casual passerby: ?! Holy crap, is it too late to become a fan? Online girlfriends everywhere: Aaaaah, Boss Chu is so handsome! By extension, I guess I've married into a rich family too! Theme: I decide my own future.