A Horror World Where Only Osamu Dazai Exists

On a sunny morning, Dazai Osamu closed his eyes, opened them again, and realized he'd transmigrated.

He seemed to have arrived in a bizarre world.

Then he opened the forbidden door.

Countless versions of [Dazai Osamu] stared back at him.

"…"

"…"

"…"

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Damn! What kind of horror world is this?

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[Ding-dong! Welcome to the World Where Only Dazai Osamu Exists. Conquerors, please achieve a happy ending!]

[Mission One: The Tragic and Beautiful Leader of the Port □□. Conquer him with all your might~]

Dazai Osamu: ...

Conquer himself?

Why not just give him a rope so he can go meet the goddess Izanami!

System A: [Complete the conquest and enjoy a painless death for free, dear~]

Dazai Osamu: ...

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Later, System A recalled that mission while speaking to its junior, and wept with the weight of experience. "I was a fool. Such a fool."

It knew that the only person who could deal with Dazai Osamu was Dazai Osamu, but it forgot that Dazai Osamu was, at his core, a troublemaker.

It actually wanted Dazai Osamu to conquer Dazai Osamu from other worlds.

Oh, it really was so naive.

*Extremely out of character

*Logic? Never heard of it

*The ultimate secret to conquest is, of course, causing trouble together!

*More Dazais, more fun!!

Theme: The right way to conquer Dazai is obviously to cause trouble with him!