Ruan Wenyue is a member of the heroine division at the Paper-Doll Fiction Bureau. She used to work in Jinjiang City, but because of her poor performance, the bureau transferred her to Haitang City.
Ruan Wenyue treasures this final job opportunity and vows to work hard and win the annual performance championship.
After transmigrating into a book, she sees an entire sect full of handsome immortal cultivators. The System cheers her on: Go for it, Host! Win them over! We'll be the best employees of the year!
For the sake of her year-end bonus, Ruan Wenyue grits her teeth, shuts her eyes, and launches into a full-on flirting spree.
Facing Jiang Qingyuan, her cheerful and innocent junior brother
Ruan Wenyue: Junior Brother, would you like to do something else with Senior Sister?
So he draws the soft sword from his waist and asks her to give him pointers on his swordsmanship...
Alone with her stern, aloof senior brother
Ruan Wenyue: Senior Brother, don't you have anything else you'd like to say to Yue'er?
Senior Brother: Practice your swordsmanship. Don't be useless.
Looking at her gentle master, who seems the most like a male lead
Ruan Wenyue: Master, my heart hurts so much~
Master: Yue'er, you must have had a mishap while cultivating. Why not go into seclusion at the Cliff of Reflection for a while?
Ruan Wenyue: Weren't Haitang heroines supposed to just lie back and enjoy themselves? Why is my script different?
System: Because we mistakenly transmigrated into a Jinjiang story, and this body of yours isn't the heroine's, it's the supporting female character's. (reads in a flat voice)
Ruan Wenyue: Stupid System, you ruined my chastity and sabotaged my performance!
Later, when the greatest cultivator in the cultivation world emerges from a hundred years of seclusion, Ruan Wenyue finally learns that everyone she's flirted with is one of this person's secret identities.
Ruan Wenyue: I want to leave this planet. Now, immediately, this instant.
Unexpectedly, the Immortal Venerable, pure as snow on a mountain, gives her a languid glance and a cold smile. "You disrupted my cultivation and now you want to run? Don't flatter yourself."
An obsessive, unhinged, split-personality male lead x a goofy working woman with an overactive inner monologue
#A public humiliation saga in the cultivation world#
#She can flirt, but only a little#
#She flirted, but didn't quite succeed#
A screenshot of this story was saved as evidence on 2020-12-20.
Theme: Dating is better than cultivating to become an immortal