My Brother and I Are Getting Gayer by the Day

Upcoming novel: The Goofy Guy at My Desk Is Trouble Mu Ye is the school's notorious troublemaker and heartthrob at No. 3 High. His hobbies include fighting, skipping class, and writing self-criticisms. He's as straight as they come. Lin Sibai is the school's top student and heartthrob at No. 3 High. His hobbies include following Mu Ye into fights, skipping class, and writing self-criticisms. He's the second straightest guy around. They've grown up together, and their friendship is so tight they could share a pair of long johns for a whole day. Then one day, Lin Sibai gets dumped, and becomes a bit depressed. Wanting to help his best friend move on, Mu Ye sacrifices himself and decides to personally teach him how to date. And so, one straight guy is bold enough to teach, and the other is willing to learn. They act just like a real couple, holding hands and hugging. All that's missing is a kiss. One day, their lips accidentally touch. Lin Sibai's voice turns hoarse. "That wasn't bad. Want to try again?" Mu Ye still has a shred of straight-guy dignity left. He growls, "No way! It feels like I've actually turned gay!" Lin Sibai: "Try again and you'll find out if you really have." Mu Ye: "..." That kind of makes sense! The Goofy Guy at My Desk Is Trouble This is Jiang Ye's fifth time transferring schools, and he feels nothing about it. Except his new deskmate seems like a bit of a nutcase. When his deskmate has a pen refill but no barrel, Jiang Ye kindly lends him a pen. The guy draws a crooked line, acting all weird. "See this? I'm straight as a ruler!" Jiang Ye glances at the wobbly line. ??? The second time, the teacher calls on his deskmate. Jiang Ye kindly gives him the answer. After sitting back down, the deskmate knits his brows. "Don't think that just because you did this, I'll do that." Jiang Ye: What's "that" supposed to mean? Should I call the psychiatric emergency line for him? The third time... the fourth time... Later, the two of them bend into a plate of incense coils. Jiang Ye finally asks the question that's been on his mind from the start. Rong Xiao crosses his legs and says smugly, "The day you transferred here, I had a dream. I dreamed we were in a book, and you had a thing for me and wanted to turn me gay. I'm a real man, straight as an arrow. How could I not be on guard?" Jiang Ye smiles without warmth and starts rolling up his sleeves. "So I turned gay because of some dumb daydream you had? Get over here. I'll kill you." Later, Rong Xiao shamelessly wraps his arms around Jiang Ye. "Honey, I dreamed that tonight we need to go three hundred rounds. Then tomorrow we'll win the lottery." Jiang Ye pulls out a fruit knife. "I dreamed I'd get promoted and rich, and you need to sacrifice your little brother. Come on, lie down." Rong Xiao: "..." Theme: Spend more time with people who are good at studying. Improve and enrich yourself, and grow together!