A grandmaster of the occult, accustomed to dealing with ghosts and phantom armies, stumbled upon an ancient tomb compass. Before she could even examine it, she vanished along with the compass right before the eyes of the assembled spirits.
When the occult grandmaster, Daoist Tang Qingchen, opened her eyes, she learned she had become a good-for-nothing princess in another country, one who kept a large harem of male lovers. As handsome guards took turns calling her "little princess," her seventy-six-year-old heart was thrown into turmoil, and she felt a familiar itch to make a move.
All right. A new identity, a borrowed body, a second chance at life. This must be fate. This Daoist will see it through to the end.
All those phoenix-like heroines who have been reborn or transmigrated and now see her as their enemy? They should take a look at themselves before picking a fight.
They mock her as a good-for-nothing who can't cultivate? Sorry, her immortal soul is in her now. Ten cultivators at the True Transformation stage couldn't beat her. (One man: Neither could a thousand.)
They call her wanton, a playful lecher? Fine. She has outstanding strength and peerless beauty, and she'll take in a whole harem of handsome men. One particular man can't even get in line fast enough.
The Jade Emperor wants her to ascend? The mortal world is far too interesting. Hah, she's not going. Not through the front door, not even through a dog flap. Even dogs won't ascend.
But certain men keep urging her again and again: "Immortal! Let's hurry up and go to the Upper Realm. We've made too many enemies down here!"
Tang Qingchen: "How could that be? I'm just a low-key supporting character..."
The men: "You got the wrong script. You're the protagonist."
This story is pure feel-good fun from beginning to end. Add it to your collection, folks! The author is super cute!
Theme: The love and hate between a woman on the verge of ascension and her male lovers.
