Everyone Wants to Impersonate This Villain

After the infamous evil god Xie Shi awoke from his seal, he discovered that one impostor after another was pretending to be him and abusing the power of his evil god status.

The real evil god himself, Xie: Is my blade too heavy to lift, or have you all gotten too cocky?

Just as he was about to deal with the fakes one by one, he ran into a little charlatan whose life's mission was to defeat the evil god. The charlatan's criteria for identifying an evil god? Short, fat, ugly, and weak!

Tall, handsome, powerful, and actually guilty of no great evil, Evil God Xie: ...

This guy's such an idiot. If nobody keeps an eye on him, won't he get himself killed?

So, in a fit of kindness, Xie stayed by the little charlatan's side, listening to him curse the evil god while helping him deal with the impostors.

Eventually, he couldn't keep up the act any longer, and his true identity was revealed with a bang.

The boisterous cutie took one look at him: ...

Then burst into tears.

You bastard, you lied to me, seduced me, and stole my heart?!!

[Wicked, scheming great evil god x selectively blind little charlatan]

[Mastermind full of tricks x sweet, innocent cutie]

Theme: Your destiny is in your own hands.