My Stuffed-Toy Husband Lied Again

Shi Muen, the famous teacher at a prestigious university, is known throughout the school for his breathtaking beauty, like a flower on a high mountain, and his cold, unapproachable manner. He has a secret no one knows: he suffers from severe "androphobia."

If people found out he had a mental disorder, not only would his path to promotion be blocked, but those around him would look at him with pity and sympathy. Shi Muen's pride, higher than the heavens, would never allow that.

But things backfire. Most of the people confessing their love for him are men, drawn to his icy, abstinent, feline beauty.

"I don't like you." "I don't feel that way about you." "Not in this life or the next." "Get lost!"...

Teacher Shi's rejection quotes fill page after page, until one day, pushed past his limit, he blurts out the final line in his collection:

"I'm already married!"

So he finds the big-tailed tiger he raised himself and enters a sham marriage with him.

Everyone says Professor Shi looks rosy and healthy after getting married.

But Shi the Ragdoll says it's because he's furious. He spends every day licking his paws, nearly driven to become a second Wu Song. The tiger gets worse if you don't beat him for three days, and several solid-wood scratching boards at home have been worn through from kneeling.

Friend: Do you like him?

Professor Shi, proud: He's the one who kept clinging to me. I only agreed reluctantly.

Classmate: So you don't like him?

Professor Shi, furious: If I didn't like him, would I have agreed to marry him and even bought him a ring?!

Proud Ragdoll cat (bottom) x sunny, warmhearted big tiger (top)

[Read Before You Start: Content Notes]

1. Beastfolk setting, one-on-one pairing, both are virgins.

2. The top is a bit of a Gary Stu, the bottom is somewhat of a heartthrob. Mutual healing and mutual pampering.

3. The author won't abandon the story.

Caramel's completed pet story: The CEO's Little Bottom Cat Is So Clingy

A soft, fluffy kitten top x a cold CEO who acts like a dad

Xian Xiaoluo is a tomcat. He's seven in cat-star years and twenty-one in Earth years, but he looks like a two-month-old kitten.

To find the cat fiancé he'd been promised to years ago, little Xian travels all the way from Cat Planet to Earth. Using tricks like acting cute, cuddling, and looking pitiful, he successfully latches onto an overbearing man whose job is being a CEO.

The CEO's words don't match his actions. He says the cat is only on a trial basis, but his affection for it keeps growing by leaps and bounds. He also loves getting handsy with it, and using his mouth, sucking on it endlessly every day.

This makes little Xian, who already has a fiancé, very angry. He firmly rejects the CEO, saying that he's already a married cat and isn't so easy.

Who knew the CEO would instantly turn into a yandere? He vehemently opposes the marriage and accuses the cat of his dreams of being an impotent middle-aged village woman. Worse, he even wants to team up with other two-legged creatures to stage a scheme and cut off his precious little bells!

In the face of countless hardships and obstacles, Xian Xiaoluo remains true to himself and never gives up. At last, he finds his fiancé: the CEO.

The real clown was right beside me.jpg

After a long separation, a reunion is sweeter than a wedding night. It should be something that makes a cat very happy, except for one thing:

Earth cats have such an intense mating season that the little cat is completely drained.

What should he do if he can't satisfy his partner? Urgent, answers online QAQ

Theme: When happiness comes knocking, find the courage to open the door.