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Something is wrong with the world.
Smaug vaguely remembered that he was the beloved youngest son of the Dragon King of the North Sea. The left face was painted delicate (rich), and the right face was painted noble (idle).
In those happy days, he applied the most expensive skin care products and did the most expensive cosmetic treatments every day.
Grind South Sea pearls into fine powder to maintain your nails, polish the scales until they are shiny, and then apply six layers of essential oil.
Covered in white scales, with two long beards, a three-foot waist, and flowing hair, the fourth prince of Beihai is the most handsome boy in the world!
But who can tell him what he is doing now?
Staring at his own reflection, Smaug's face was stern (confused), and the top of his huge head slowly typed several question marks in capital letters:
——When he woke up, he was already bald?
——When did his snow-white dragon scales get dyed?
——How come the extended claws are still connected to the chicken wings?
Oh my God! Smaug collapses.
——He actually has a general's belly! General, army, belly! !
He is just a baby dragon who just celebrated his 9,000th birthday! ! ! (Shouting)
Above the lake, Smaug raised his paws to cover his eyes and began to curse.
TM's.
Could this be what that old bastard Guanyin always said:
——The child will become disabled as he grows up?
Note: The author has only watched the movie, just watch it for fun, over.
Concept: From Eastern Fantasy to Western Magic
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