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Every time I participated in a group fight in the kindergarten, my grandma would punch my head into the wall, kick my butt and teach me to love peace.
Grandma reasoned with me: "The Night Rabbit is already so endangered. Let's have a baby first, and then we can wander around as you wish!"
I pulled out my head, held it against the rustling wall dust and asked, "Is this what my mother did?"
Grandma praised me for my intelligence and told me with a smile: "Remember to give birth to a stronger boy so that you can beat him for fun in the future."
I understand XD
Later, I became a legend in that sea.
Concept: Yate Usagi's Pirate Journey