When You're the One I'm Teasing

Wen Yu feels like something is off about his boyfriend of many years.

His boyfriend has lots of friends, and they always tell him, "Your boyfriend and I are just friends. Don't take it to heart."

"I'm only going to see a movie with your boyfriend. Are you really jealous over that?"

"Don't be so petty. Men don't like that."

Even his boyfriend always looks exhausted when he tells him, "Xiao Yu, they're just ordinary friends."

Wen Yu thinks he's just overthinking things.

Until one day, he meets Gu Qingyan. Gu Qingyan is good-looking and nice, and practically everyone likes him, including Wen Yu's boyfriend.

Gu Qingyan tells him:

"Xiao Yu, how could your boyfriend do that? It's just awful. If it were me, I'd never do something like that."

"Xiao Yu, your hands are so cold. Let me warm them up."

"Xiao Yu, I'm a little scared. Can you hold me? Your boyfriend won't mind, right?"

As their interactions grow stranger and stranger, Wen Yu feels lost. He wants to ask his boyfriend, but the other man says, "Qingyan's a really nice person. Don't read too much into it."

Wen Yu thinks that makes sense, so he doesn't ask. And then...

"Xiao Yu, I can't sleep. How about we sleep together?"

"Xiao Yu, you're so sweet. Can I kiss you?"

"Xiao Yu, I'm a little hot..."

Having brought someone this far, Wen Yu can't bring himself to turn him away.

The next day, his boyfriend comes looking for him in high spirits. Seeing the scene before him, he points at Wen Yu in disbelief. "I asked you to take care of him! What exactly have you been doing?!"

Gu Qingyan, who has been pretending to be weak all along, reveals his eight-pack abs and runs a hand through his hair. His voice is low, edged with a hint of warning.

"Sorry. I was the one who seduced him first."

[A fierce top who pretends to be a whiny green tea type x a socially clueless bottom with overwhelming strength]

1. The ex thinks the green tea top is a bottom, so he lets his guard down.

2. The bottom really doesn't understand the green tea act, so when his ex makes excuses for being a jerk, he genuinely believes him.

3. The top really is a green tea type, the ex really is a scumbag, and the bottom is very straightforward. Later, he'll defend the green tea top and make the scumbag spew blood in frustration.

4. One-on-one pairing, a satisfying scumbag-punishment story.

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Theme: Scumbags will always meet someone worse than themselves.