One Hundred Ways to Kill the Villain Boss

*** Guan Qiao entered an assassination game and was asked to assassinate the NPC villain boss. He could only succeed but not fail, otherwise he would never be able to return to the real world. But Guan Qiao has a weak temperament and a weak physical strength. It is simply difficult to win the big boss, so he thought of other ways. See, the boss loves stray cats! Transformation card, fat orange secret! Hey, feel free to masturbate the cat, just watch me beat up a carp and tear its throat. Actuality: Paji - ah - Fat Orange has no jumping ability. See, the boss loves kids! Transformation card, the three-and-a-half-year-old secret of Neptune! Oh, just pinch the meat as you like, wait until he falls asleep and see how I tear his throat. Reality: The baby can sleep for a few hours without being hugged! Look, the boss smiled at the female assistant! Transformation card, the secret of uniform temptation and women's clothing! Guan Qiao: ... Nana climb into his bed tonight? Reality: Boss, please respect yourself, I, I, can't do it! Gee, why is this NPC so difficult to deal with? *** Qin Su entered an assassination game and was asked to play the role of a villain, find NPC assassins and counterattack. System prompt: The assassin is vicious and scheming. Please be vigilant and take precautions! So Qin Su was ruthless and killed every suspicious person around him without expression, until—— How lethal can a fat cat be? Madness. Actual: ... It's just a little bit cute. What role can a three-year-old child play? Mentally retarded. Actual: ... It's just a little cute. A uniform... Temptation... Can... Ahem. System: Warning! The host's heart rate skyrockets! He is just an NP... Qin Su: Please log off first. [Cute and cute weakling with strange brain circuits] & [Hearts are ruthless and cold-blooded ghosts and beasts attack] Intention: You have thousands of changes, I have piercing eyes