I Eat Soft Food at the Hero's House [Chuoshu]

The serialized article "That Ancestor is So Hard to Flirt", fantasy, past and present life, the copy is below, click on the column to collect it. Take a big bite! ------------Copywriting of this article------------ On the first day Shen Tong entered the book, he sent the male protagonist Su Lie into trouble, and then he discovered that he was about to become Su Lie's stepfather. From then on, Shen Tong lived a life of dire straits in Lao Su's house: being drunk, threatened, being thrown out as weapons to hit people, and being picked on and disliked in all kinds of ways... This is nothing. The most difficult thing is that when Su Lie's mother comes back from his business trip, his big villa can't accommodate three people. At first, Su Lie would pick him up from the sofa and say, "Go upstairs and sleep with my mother!" Later, Su Lie would reluctantly move to another place: "It doesn't matter if you come here to squeeze me every day." Later, Su Lie lifted the quilt and patted his bed: "Baby, come here." Small Theater As the exam was approaching, Su Lie heard the noise of the grinder in the kitchen. He couldn't bear it anymore and went downstairs to stop it. Shen Tong said: "I will eat walnut and black sesame paste later to nourish my brain and kidneys." Su Lie: Tonify the kidneys? Shen Tong added: "There is also the Nine Steamed Nine Sun Power Pills. It is not difficult to get. I will give you a few kilograms right away. You can take it with you when you go to school. When you are hungry and tired, take out two pills." Su Lie: Dali Pill? ! No more running! Shen Tong just has that kind of hobby! What a pretty boy, after having sex with a rich woman, he wants to date a wealthy young man. He still plans to hug both sides, mother and son, all at once? Ambitious enough! Su Lie spat: "Shameless!" Shen Tong: "???" Who am I? Where am I? Was I scolded? [One click will blow up the wolf and the tits. The boxing champion will attack in the next year]&[The Buddhist type of cuteness that specializes in defeating fried dogs] [Instructions for consumption] 1. Dog's blood penetrates scholar Ziwen, 1v1, HE; 2. Do not violate ethics and morals, and do not marry Gong's mother; 3. Don't be intimate until you are an adult. ----------Sexy segmentation------------- The serialized article "That Ancestor is So Hard to Flirt with" is fat and tender enough to be slaughtered. The copy is: He Ling has never been able to remember what happened in the past and why he had natural powers. Until he went down to the underground palace of the imperial mausoleum and found the bronze coffin sealed with cursed nails. The coffin keeper told him that the coffin contained a living sacrifice used to seal the evil power and could never be opened for eternity. And now, the bronze coffin is opened. When the ancestor appeared, He Ling took on the responsibility of guardian. Looking at the other person's unworldly appearance, he leaned on the porch and said with a smile: "I can help you find out the truth about the coffin sealing back then, but... What benefits can I get?" The other party said indifferently: "Your memory." He Ling laughed: "This is not enough!" From then on, He Ling kept an eye on others every day, guarding them closely. Unexpectedly, that ancestor was a person with a face thinner than paper, and he could blush for a long time after being teased. So, He Ling ran away. Later, He Ling shouted at the top of his lungs every night: "My ancestors, spare your life! Save the life of the little one, so that we can use it again tomorrow!" His ancestors repeated the question: "Are the benefits enough?" He Ling: "Enough, enough!!" Small Theater He Ling drank too much that night and wanted to eat lipstick. Feng Jingke was helpless by him and asked: "What is lipstick?" He Ling chuckled and stretched out his index finger to trace his thin lips: "The one applied here is said to be sweet." Feng Jingke's ears turned red: "Stop making trouble." The next morning, there was an extra lipstick on the bedside table. The monk He Ling Zhang Er was confused and thought someone else had left him behind. He just didn't understand why a certain ancestor looked at him with a somewhat erratic look. He didn't take it seriously. So on the third day, there was another one on the bedside table... [The beauty who is thinner than paper is attacked by the living corpse]&[Those who are evil-minded but not courageous will die if they don't flirt with her] ~~~Click into the column and take a look~~~Woof woof woof~~~ ----------Sexy segmentation------------ The final article "The Ultimate Villain Discovery System" is from the book, Gudan Pre-released article "After Picking Up the Tyrant's Body" Sha Diao Huan Dan Intention: What should be yours is yours