Give Law a Little IQ: One Shock

One Piece completed stories:

“Escape from the Grand Line,” pairing: Luffy

“After Transmigrating into the OP World,” pairing: Luffy

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As an office worker, I finally found time to play a game. I skipped all the boring story prompts, rolled my face across the keyboard to come up with a name, and randomized my stats.

If you ask why I did that, honestly, I don't really know.

Then I suddenly found myself in the game world with my freshly made account.

My name was “Fried Chicken Brown Sugar Taro Puree Reiner You Sit Down Ah Yi Ya Wu La Ya Ha,” and my Intelligence stat was 1.

Facing the unfamiliar scenery before me, I thought

Great, at least I don't have to write a daily report tomorrow.

Oh, right. Tomorrow's Wednesday, so I can skip the weekly report, too.

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After I'd explored most of the map and was getting ready to set sail, someone happened to invite me to join their organization.

Seeing his dark circles, I felt the invisible pull of fate and accepted right away. I did it because of fate, not for [Join the Heart Pirates faction, Intelligence +3].

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A new member joined the Heart Pirates.

She had the body of an adult, but acted like a child. She was incredibly strong, yet the cuts on her fingers took several days to heal completely.

She was a bundle of contradictions.

The pirate crew wasn't a charity, but since she was one of their own, they did their best to look after her.

Captain Trafalgar Law did the same.

That is, until he failed to get his revenge in Dressrosa and she dropped out of the sky, announcing that she'd joined the Revolutionary Army, the Straw Hat Pirates, and CP0, and that she had more than enough brains and strength to beat Doflamingo.

Law: ?

Law: What nonsense are you talking about?

Then she rushed in, showed off a series of moves, said “I've been banned for cheating,” and disappeared.

An unnecessary feeling appeared in Law's heart. The unnecessary feeling disappeared. Law…

His feelings flickered on and off because of her Intelligence stat of 1.

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Special thanks to my friend @Zhu Qiuqiu for coming up with the title. I really couldn't think of one myself.

A short story.

Told mainly from a first-person perspective. Pairing: Trafalgar Law.

The protagonist is an exhausted office worker carrying a sniper rifle.

Her Intelligence stat is 1, but she has normal intelligence in reality.

Her thought process may be a little unusual.

Theme: It's wonderful to be alive.