I Became the Nation's Goddess Through Luck

#What's it like to have a friend with unbelievably good luck# I have a friend who's insanely lucky. She gets her supermarket purchases free at random, and wins at least once every week. She never buys a new phone or computer, because whenever she needs one, she just shares a giveaway post and wins. ...They say that when the moon is full, it begins to wane, right? I'm worried her luck might be too good and she'll lose something else, like her health, love life, or career. What do you all think? 1L: How could you curse your friend like that! Reply: Um... that friend is actually me. The post unexpectedly went viral, and people suspected it was a publicity stunt. The original poster livestreamed a day in her life to prove she wasn't lying. The gawking netizens weren't impressed, until they watched the stream. "Holy crap! Eighteen bottles in a row, and every single one says 'Buy one, get one free'?!" "How did I not know there was a new shop here giving out free samples??" "There was a chain-reaction crash over a hundred meters long, and this is the only bus that came out unscathed?" "Why is some handsome guy insisting on giving her a million, saying she helped him ward off a disaster??" "It's scripted! No way this isn't scripted!" Original poster: "Why not give away the million in a raffle to the viewers? That way I can pass on some of my bad luck." Viewers: ??? They cursed her out while frantically sharing the post. One conscientious netizen asked: "Is this an ad? What are you selling, miss? Just say the word, I'll buy it." The original poster, held back by the handsome guy who looked at her so pitifully when she tried to leave: "I'm not selling anything. I just want to be an ordinary landlady and live a simple life." As she spoke, she pulled out a bundle of keys weighing half a kilo. "A few million more and a few more houses, and I'll have more rent than I can collect." Viewers: … Damn it, unfollow!!! --[Please add to your pre-sale list]-- The Picky Supporting Girl Became Famous for Her Sarcasm He Xihan had a dream and discovered that she was the green-tea supporting female character in a novel. Her stepsister, An Lei, was the straightforward heroine of a feel-good story. He Xihan had acted in this kind of TV drama before, so she should have been familiar with the setup. But here's the thing. Wearing a camisole, she stood before a full-length mirror and looked at the long, toned muscles in her arms. She remembered trending after beating up a male celebrity, and her stepsister crying on a show as she complained about being bullied by her stepsister. She fell silent. "Are you sure I'm the green-tea character and my stepsister is the straightforward girl?" He Xihan asked, questioning her whole life. The System didn't feel guilty at all. "Yes. The two of you have deviated from your original character settings, and the world is showing signs of collapse. That's why I was sent to set things right. You need to say the tea-scented lines I prescribe in the situations I specify, and become a qualified green-tea supporting character." And so He Xihan, who had been vilified for her bad temper and even her violence, began to live up to her green-tea role. * The audience noticed that He Xihan had changed. On a dating show, He Xihan ran into her stepsister around a corner. Livestream chat: [Here we go! That bitch He Xihan is definitely going to bully our Princess Leilei again!] The next second, He Xihan suddenly threw herself backward at lightning speed and fell to the ground, looking shocked. "Sister, you pushed me! I know you've always been jealous that I'm the biological daughter of the He family while you're only a stepdaughter, but you didn't have to bully me like this!" An Lei, who had also fallen to the ground: "..." She was slower than He Xihan, and the audience saw right through her fake fall. Livestream chat: [Did something weird just happen?] The next second, He Xihan, who had been heartbroken just moments ago, sprang to her feet with an athletic leap, dusted off her hands, and walked away with a calm expression. The viewers finally caught on. [...She was acting! She was reenacting things An Lei said before!] [I think I get it now!] On a lifestyle variety show, a male celebrity sadly brought up his ex, hesitating as he spoke. "It's okay, I've moved on. It's all in the past." As he spoke, tears ran down his handsome face. Viewers: [He must have been through a lot. But he's so responsible, quietly bearing it all by himself without saying a single bad thing about his ex.] [Such a good man, and He Xihan still hit him! Why hasn't that violent woman been arrested yet!] He Xihan took a thermos and set it down in front of the male celebrity with a look of concern. "Sigh, I was too impulsive last time. I'm sorry." The male celebrity was secretly delighted. He picked up the thermos and took a sip, then spat it out the next second. He Xihan: "You got involved with someone else while you had a girlfriend. You were under a lot of pressure and just needed to let off steam. You didn't mean it. How could your girlfriend blame you?" "Unlike me, all I can do is worry about you, big brother~ Here, drink some hot water~" With his tongue scalded red, the male celebrity dashed off to the bathroom. * He Xihan became famous for her tea-scented lines. Netizens everywhere exclaimed that they'd been poor judges of character, mistaking green-tea men and women for pure-hearted people! It turned out that the only real one was the beautiful, bad-tempered He Xihan! So, on a show, He Xihan couldn't unscrew a bottle cap. Viewers: [It must be a defective cap!] He Xihan passed a top-tier star and stumbled into his arms. Viewers: [The carpet in the hallway wasn't laid flat!] He Xihan said without even blushing or panting that she couldn't walk anymore and needed the top-tier star to carry her if she was going to keep doing the task. Viewers: [What are you waiting for? Pick her up!] An Lei, who was now despised after her true green-tea nature was exposed: ??? Look at you all, applying a double standard. Is something wrong with you? Theme: Be a good person