After the Variety Show's Female Mentor Returned from Quick Transmigration

Please add my next novel, now open for pre-collection: "I Became a Hit by Teaching Popular Science in a Romance Novel" Blurb: Su Suisui is a mentor on a girl-group audition show in a novel. After she sharply criticizes the show's capital-backed sweetheart heroine, the program is heavily edited to make her look bad, she's paired up with another male mentor for a publicity romance, and the whole internet turns against her. She is banned from the industry. After being blacklisted, she unexpectedly enters nine wuxia, fantasy, magic, and palace-intrigue quick transmigration worlds. With her silver tongue, she makes a thriving living as a storyteller. Unexpectedly, after completing her final mission, she returns to her original world. She's on her way to the recording studio, and this is the very episode that got her blacklisted and drove her out of the industry. What's more, the contestants on the show include: A coal tycoon's daughter who bought her way into the group An actor's younger sister, a second-generation celebrity A rich heiress whose family sponsors the show The heir to a famous conglomerate Their singing is off-key, their dancing is all over the place, and every last one of them has powerful connections. One wrong move, and she'll offend somebody. Having learned her lesson, Su Suisui is determined not to repeat her old mistake and get herself blacklisted again. All she has to do is praise the contestants, right? Great. She's very good at that. Host: "Contestant No. 15 and her partner performed a cha-cha. What an amazing performance." Su Suisui: "With the mighty force of a landslide, contestant No. 15 unleashed the Whirlwind Shadowless Kick and took down several contestants in front of her." "???" Host: "Contestant No. 17 performed the famous Peacock Dance. What a graceful dance." Su Suisui: "Contestant No. 17's Nine Yin White Bone Claw is tremendously powerful. I hear she started learning this martial art at the age of six, and now she's long been undefeated throughout the entertainment industry." "????" Host: "Contestant No. 19 sang 'Courage.' Her lovely voice won over the entire audience." Su Suisui: "Contestant No. 19's Lion's Roar is devastatingly powerful. It takes at least ten years of internal energy to reach this level. The contestants who were due to perform after her were so intimidated by her power that they didn't dare take the stage. The venue's windows even shattered from the shock waves. This family art really does live up to its reputation." "???" Audience: That commentary is absolutely brilliant. The video's views quickly soared past fifty million. Marketing accounts reposted it like crazy, and it went viral out of nowhere. Internet users worked through the night making clips, and it shot to number one on Weibo's trending list. Su Suisui solemnly insisted that her commentary was completely serious, one hundred percent. But the comments said: "Hahahahahaha, this is hilarious. I'm a fan now." "?" The show's investors never dreamed that the program wouldn't launch its center girl to stardom, but would instead make its female mentor a hit. Su Suisui went from a minor celebrity to a top-tier star. She became the voice of Bobo Maps' navigation system, and thanks to her humorous voice, downloads topped a hundred million in a week. Endorsements came pouring in, she made so much money her fingers cramped, and she became an overnight sensation with countless fans. The show's male heartthrobs: "Your ridiculous side has captured my heart, too." "?" 1. Please add my new novel to your collection. It's a ridiculous comedy where I let myself go, with little concern for logic, written purely to make you laugh. I hope you enjoy it. Please add my next novel to your collection "Is There Any Job Easier Than Being a Rich Wife?" Blurb: Designer Xu Yanyue woke up to find she'd become the evil stepmother in a rich-family reality show, the foil to the heroine. In the original story, she acted outrageously and did whatever it took to marry into a wealthy family. After the wedding, she often abused her stepson, and eventually her reputation was ruined, she was hated by the whole internet, and she met a miserable end. Although she had been handed the script of a doomed supporting character, when Xu Yanyue saw the terms of her marriage contract and learned that an uncountable amount of money would be deposited into her account every month, she couldn't stop smiling. All she had to do was play her role. Could there be any job in the world easier or more enjoyable than being a rich wife? The SG Group's rich-family observational reality show, "Married First, Love Later," is the most-watched program on the internet. Its highly talked-about premise follows the married lives of several female guests who left show business to marry into wealthy families. Xu Yanyue was a minor celebrity when she married Mu Chaoyun, the richest man in the country, in a lavish ceremony everyone in the industry knew about. Their marriage was a contract, and people often joked that they were a fake couple who merely pretended to get along. Her husband was cold toward her, and her relationship with her stepson was terrible. The whole internet waited for her to appear on the show so they could laugh at her. But many people discovered that Xu Yanyue's life as a wife left alone at home was nothing like what they had imagined. On the show, viewers noticed that the face cream on her dressing table cost five figures, her globally limited-edition high heels were worth six figures, and an ordinary-looking painting on her wall turned out to be a one-of-a-kind auction piece worth millions. Most outrageous of all, the buttons on Xu Yanyue's blouse were set with rare gems worth tens of millions, and the carpet her elegant heels walked upon was a top-of-the-line, national-treasure fabric worth more than gold. Viewers were stunned: [You call this miserable? You call this down and out? Please let me have a life like this, too!] Overnight, Xu Yanyue became the object of everyone's envy. A popular question appeared on a social platform: If you could, which female celebrity's life would you most want to live? A user replied: Thanks for asking. It would definitely be Xu Yanyue. First, I'm going to sleep. In my dreams, anything is possible! Much later, Xu Yanyue found success in both her career and popularity. She became a top designer in the fashion world, launched her own independent label, and became a fashion darling among the elite. She broke records and won international design awards time and again, while her brand became the most coveted in the entertainment industry. Then old gossip resurfaced, and people mocked her, saying she was unloved by her rich husband and unhappy in her marriage. #Three years of marriage, zero interaction on social media# #Fake couple, contract marriage, never photographed together# #Looking at them just makes you feel sorry for her# After a high-end fashion gala, Xu Yanyue posted a selfie on social media. The picture showed her long, graceful figure and smooth, sexy back, her beautiful body leaving plenty to the imagination. Her haters rushed in, ready to mock her. Then everyone was stunned to see that Mu Chaoyun and 13.3450 other users had liked the post. ???? Mu Chaoyun's account posted another picture at the same time. A man's long, strong hand was wrapped around a woman's sexy waist, in a pose that felt exceptionally intimate. The caption read, "mine." !!!! The whole internet exploded, and social media platforms crashed. Viewers couldn't believe their eyes. (At first, the whole internet said: Mr. Mu, if you've been kidnapped, just blink. Later, the whole internet marveled: Mr. Mu is being held captive willingly, and he's enjoying it.) --- Stepson mini-story --- Poor Mu Xiao was reborn. He had known for a long time that his stepmother didn't like him. The nightmare of being pushed down the stairs in his previous life, and the pain he felt in the hospital, were still vivid in his memory. After being reborn, he tried his best to avoid Xu Yanyue. But one day, his cat accidentally clawed up a very expensive dress she loved. When he saw her raise her hand, he thought she was about to slap him. Instead, the beautiful woman smoothed her silky hair and looked down at him lazily as she said, "Good thing it didn't scratch you. Otherwise, I'd have to pay for your treatment, and medical bills are expensive. You're not allowed to get hurt." Mu Xiao: "…" Isn't the dress expensive? If I remember right, the one she's wearing should cost over a hundred thousand. Later, he was shocked to discover that this stepmother remembered he liked his blueberry toast burnt, that he was allergic to milk and couldn't drink it, and countless other little details. She understood him and cared about him even better than he understood and cared about himself, but whenever he caught her doing it, she stubbornly denied it. Xu Yanyue was nothing like the wicked stepmother he remembered. Mu Xiao gradually opened his heart, accepted that she was cold on the outside but soft-hearted, and came to believe she wasn't the same person as his stepmother in his previous life. During an interview, the host asked Mu Xiao about the true nature of his relationship with his stepmother. Mu Xiao glanced at Xu Yanyue and answered with complete sincerity: "She's the best mother in the world!" Xu Yanyue: "..." Viewers: "…" Have both father and son been bewitched? P.S. Male lead is 30, female lead is 25. A gentleman with a scheming side x a captivating enchantress. The stepson is adopted, not her biological child. Theme: Study hard and make progress every day