[Naruto X Akame Ga Kill!] The Strongest Happy Ending

A yandere siscon foodie, killed by her older sister, transmigrates into the world of Naruto and meets a miserable rogue ninja, a brocon who was killed by his younger brother.

Hei Tong thought she'd gotten a corpse doll for free, but the doll-making failed and the materials ended up losing their memory instead. From then on, the materials began a terrifying campaign of love at first sight, shamelessly acting cute and stealing kisses from her.

Sasuke: “Um... could you maybe try to comfort him first...”

Hei Tong: “Not interested.”

Sasuke: “I'll give you whatever you want.”

Hei Tong: “Do I look like someone who can be bought off?”

Sasuke: “Hold hands for three jin of pastries.”

Hei Tong: “...Deal!”

Pairing: Itachi × Hei Tong (Itachi has amnesia at first)

PS: Before starting this story, I ran a poll on Itachi's fan forum and nearly got flamed to death. So if this premise is a dealbreaker for you, don't force yourself to read it. Life is short; there's no need to torture yourself.

PPS: I stopped reading the original after AB's imagination got too wild for me to handle. Canon purists, proceed with caution. And don't talk to the author about values: Itachi is too noble, but the author is more like Hei Tong.

PPPS: This story is pure imagination. If anyone else has come up with the same idea... whoever can come up with this kind of premise again, please contact me. Let's eat hot pot, sing, link arms, and stride together toward the pinnacle of life!

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