After the Foolish Beauty Joined a Parenting Reality Show

[My new story, Everyone Loves a Bad Woman [Quick Transmigration], is now serializing. Please add it to your library!]

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When Luo Xi woke up, she discovered she had become a character in a novel.

Not a vicious supporting actress, nor a pampered female lead, but the mother of a five-year-old little bundle of joy? She'd even been aged up by ten years.

She'd gone from an eighteen-year-old high school student who'd never dated to a married woman of twenty-eight. Luo Xi had this to say: "I'm supposed to look after a kid? Who's going to look after me?!"

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Looking at the child left behind by the original owner, then remembering the well-behaved kid from another family she'd scared to tears, Luo Xi frowned. "So I'm supposed to do all the work while someone else gets the credit? Am I here to embarrass myself over and over?"

Once the show went live, the mother and son seemed to have switched roles.

Luo Xi rubbed her empty stomach. "Be good. Wait for Mommy to make you ribs, grilled fish, and a giant chicken drumstick!"

Shang Dongdong carried over four dishes and a soup he'd made himself. "Yay, okay!"

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After getting the task card, Luo Xi was full of confidence. "Watch Mommy show you what it means to wield a knife like a gust of wind, with the force of lightning!"

Shang Dongdong, hard at work, smiled faintly. "Mommy's amazing!"

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Before they entered the haunted house, Luo Xi said, "Don't be scared, Dongdong! Mommy will protect you. No one can hurt you!"

That night, Shang Dongdong tucked a little blanket tightly around his mother. "Don't cry, don't cry. Mommy is the bravest!"

The viewers: ??? Which one is the child and which one is the mom?

In the field, Luo Xi stood there, covered in dirt and motionless, with the goose that had just pecked her pinned beneath her foot.

A few dozen meters away, Shang Dongdong's little chest heaved angrily as he clutched a tiny shoe no bigger than his palm.

Just as everyone thought Shang Dongdong was about to fall out with his mom...

Luo Xi: "Huh? Isn't this our all-capable little darling, the future heartthrob who'll have thousands of girls swooning, Mommy's precious baby? Let me see who made my Dongbao angry. Mommy's going to get even for you and make sure they know that my super-duper, most adorable Dongdong in the whole universe is Mommy's precious little baby!"

Shang Dongdong, gradually losing himself in all the praise, grinned from ear to ear. "Um, dinner's ready. I came to tell Mommy to come back and eat."

The livestream comments descended into chaos:

[The master of sweet-talking in this day and age?]

[Luo Xi is soft all over, but her mouth is the toughest! Shang Dongdong is tough all over, but his ears are the softest!]

[Shang Dongdong: I wanted to fall out with her, but Mommy said I'm capable!]

[Some kids come to collect a debt, and some come to repay a kindness. Dongdong came to pay off a debt!]

When everyone questioned how Luo Xi could be a mother when she couldn't do anything, she remained perfectly calm.

Luo Xi: "Everyone loves my Dongdong. Flowers bloom and cars get flat tires when he passes by. He's the most capable little darling. He has the nimblest hands in the world and the cleverest little head! That's right, I'm useless. Heaven gave me a sensible, obedient, sweet Dongbao. What more could I ask for? As long as Dongdong has Heaven's favor, I'm happy to be useless!"

Shang Dongdong, washing dishes nearby, sped up his hands...

Everyone: ??? So being good at showering someone with praise is a talent too!

*

As the "What on earth?" mother-and-son duo grew famous, everyone became curious about Shang Dongdong's father.

On the show, the host asked on behalf of the viewers, "By the way, has Shang Chen retired from the entertainment industry? We haven't seen any new work from him lately."

Luo Xi's eyes filled with sorrow. She let out a long sigh. "Sigh, it all began with that shipwreck..."

The day after filming ended, a certain someone stepped off the plane and took out his phone, only to see the headline: [Shang Chen Dies in Shipwreck].

Shang Chen: ??? I just went on a business trip, and you told everyone I was dead?

Reader's guide:

1. The female lead has amnesia, and her memories are stuck in her rebellious phase.

2. The child is her biological child. This will be explained later!

New story: Everyone Loves a Bad Woman [Quick Transmigration]

Lu Xiao, a notorious heartbreaker with a whole pond of men and countless backup lovers, died in a hospital bed after a serious illness.

As her soul drifted in the void, it was bound to a System that required her to help the villainous supporting actresses in various worlds complete their storylines. Completing missions would reward her with an abundance of vitality.

[Showbiz story: After a scheming green tea girl has broken the hearts of the male lead and supporting male characters, will three men take turns pinning her against the wall?]

Following the plot, Lu Xiao dumped her childhood sweetheart, sabotaged the trainee who was pursuing the female lead, and bullied the female lead's official love interest, a celebrity actor, on a variety show.

Just as she completed her mission and prepared to go home to inherit a trillion-yuan fortune and meet the man her family had arranged for her, three men suddenly appeared outside...

Famous painter: "Xiao Xiao, give me one more chance."

Top-tier star: "Sis, are you really going to leave me behind?"

Popular actor: "What am I supposed to do if you leave?"

[Period story: After a greedy, lustful widow ruins the reputation of the educated youths, will they take her to the cornfield at the edge of the village in the middle of the night?]

Hoping to find a stepfather for her three-year-old son and move to the city for a job with a guaranteed food ration, Lu Xiao flirted with all the educated youths sent to the village.

As she waited for her custody lawsuit against her ex-husband's comrade to end, so she could use the compensation money to open a factory, several pairs of furious eyes seemed ready to burn the floral-print dress off her body...

Prospective university student: "Come with me. I'll raise the child."

Teacher about to return to the city: "Xiao, do you remember the poem 'Bound Together as Husband and Wife' I taught you?"

Soldier who gave up his chance to enlist: "I'm not leaving. I'll farm the land from now on!"

[Xianxia story: After the black lotus scheming to rule the Three Realms grievously wounds the great gods, will the road to the Hall of High Heaven be covered in her favorite red spider lilies?]

[Apocalypse story: After the saintly white lotus hides the fact that she's infected with the zombie virus and secretly drips her blood into the superpowered people's food, will they willingly offer their necks to her?]

Watching Lu Xiao, who should have met a tragic end, thrive while a crowd of men fought desperately to win her smile, the System fell into deep thought.

System: Why is this happening?!

Lu Xiao: Haven't you heard? Bad women never get hurt.

Reader's guide:

1. The female lead only loves herself. She's a true heartbreaker.

2. Pure wish fulfillment, pure wish fulfillment, pure wish fulfillment. It might be very Mary Sue.

Theme: Children can also become a source of support for their parents